The Jaguar lump appears to be of Inidan origin.

Probably one of those RAF-loaned ones that was returned but never used again: J1005 anybody? – Nermal

Or maybe the office at St Pauls Cathedral might have a record…? – Nermal

Then just imagine someone naked phoning you! Gotta get your jollies where you can! – Nermal

Or maybe weave? Try hanging on to the wall… – Nermal

Where are those who usually complain about immigrants and people coming here, stealing our jobs, using our services, breathing our air, eating our food, raping our women…? – Nermal

……………….a very itchy bum.

I congratulate you sir; I raise my hat but shall not shake you by the hand.:rolleyes: – Nermal

Smilie test? – Nermal

Not sure you can get percocet in the UK – Nermal