Fancy a bacon sandwich now, actually – Nermal

Is this parks ‘n’ pubs football or something? – Nermal

You should respect age and wisdom, young man; he is much more experienced than you!;) – Nermal

Look down the back of the sofa – Nermal

Don’t come up on my (work) computer.
As for buying things off the net, how about I refer to such items of ladies lingerie as being ‘soiled’ and (without pointing fingers or making accusations) mutter something about a mad gentleman who walked into the office of a small local newspaper (whose reporter couldn’t stop laughing as she told us) and demanded that they run a story about how he had been ripped off since the said items that he had purchased were not ‘soiled’ enough?
Suffice to say they did not run the story:eek: – Nermal

Wait around long enough and he’ll change his. Or you could change yours.
I like the idea of wrestling in custard though…;) – Nermal

PC Lot and his colleague PC World are real trouble makers…;) – Nermal

So you said something wrong, then… Details? – Nermal