And invaded Britain (near Hastings), defeated the Armada after a round of ten-pin bowling, followed through with a light cavalry attack and sustaining high casualties but ordered anyway by the stupidity of their senior officers in the Crimea, overthrew the Romanovs in 1917, blitzkrieg’d France, the low countries and Norway in 1940, sank the Bismarck, defeated Rommel, bombed Germany at night, defeated the French at Dien Bien Phu, fought off invaders with Cuba, ‘liberated’ South Vietnam, forced Pol Pot out of office, recaptured the Falklands…:rolleyes: – Nermal