Thought I’d wandered onto the mod mil forum by mistake! – Nermal

It was at 11:00GMT in Britain – wonder if it will be repeated with subtitles, for the hard of hearing, on TV?:( – Nermal

Must be new.
He’ll learn.
Maybe. – Nermal

Originally posted by Snapper
If you want, you can take a trip out here and have a play with mine.

And that is not an offer he gives everybody!;) – Nermal

I know that they are talking on the phone more than on the forum, he asked me for recommendations for cheap mobile to mobile phone companies. – Nermal

Sorry – didn’t make myself clear;) – I was referring to footballers in general. – Nermal

Neil: How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, me, ’cause I’m the only one that does anything around here anyway.

Vyvyan: I myself have three pairs of socks, and three pairs of knickers. That means I’ve only worn them… 269 times each since the last wash.

Vyvyan: Neil, is it really necessary to nail the plates to the table? What happens when we want to play Monopoly? Go directly to plate? Do not pass plate nailed to the table by a stupid hippie?

Rick: Hey, wouldn’t it be amazing if all this money was real?
Vyvyan: That is the single most predictable and BORING thing that anyone could ever say whilst playing Monopoly.

Rick: So tell me Mrs. Vyvyan, why did you give him a girl’s name?

Vyvyan: This calls for a delicate blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Rick: Vyvyan, you never told us your mother was a bartender.
Vyvyan: She was a shoplifter when I knew her.

Manure salesman: We’ve come about the muck.
Rick: Muck?
Manure salesman: You know manure.
Rick: Yes.
Manure salesman: We’ve been told to drop a load in your garden.
Rick: Now listen. Nobody, I don’t care who they are, is doing a two ton poo outside my front door.
Manure salesman: Just though you might need it to cover up that dead hippie you just murdered.

(Vyvyan hits Rick in the crotch with a cricket bat because he interrupted Mike)
Rick: Ha, ha jokes on you, missed both my legs.

(Door blows up)
Rick/Mike: Vyvyan.
Vyvyan: Vyvyan. Vyvyan. I swear every time something blows up in this house it’s always bloody Vyvyan.

(Vyvyan talking about his potion)
Vyvyan: The person who drinks it will become an axe-wielding homicidal maniac, it’s a cure really… for not being an axe-wielding homicidal maniac.

Vyvyan: “I put it (serum that turns you into an axe-wielding homicidal maniac) in a Coke can so nobody’d drink it by mistake.”
Neil: “You know, I just bet that a bit later on someone does drink that and turns into an axe-wielding homocidal maniac.”
Rick: “Yes, I bet that as well. That’s just the sort of crazy imaginative thing that happens around here.”
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D – Nermal

Bunch of over-paid self-opinionated nancy boys. Or so I am told.;) – Nermal