It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3.. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17.. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38.. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY

1. Show up naked
2. Bring alcohol

Couldn’t you constuct a simple open sided shelter and call it a cattle stall? As long as it keeps the rain and snow of the plane(‘s) it’s got to be better than leaving them in the open. Given sufficient overhang, the elements could be contain ….somewhat. Of coarse, you need the money to complete an enterprize of this nature, but……if a local farmer wants to pull down an old barn or shed…….

Wish I was there to help, but someone has to be here so that the sun-shine isn’t wasted. Temperature currently 25, climbing to 30 degrees. :diablo:

G’day Guys, seasonal greetings from down-under. Too hot to go out today haha, so I’ve spent my time trying to find you on GoogleEarth. Searched the airfield but can’t find any indication of your museum/visitor centre or parked aircraft. Now I know the GE is probably about 3 years out of date so, as we ask in our holiday adverts, “Where the bloody hell are you?’

Keep up the good works. Never worked on a Provost in my RAF career but would love to see it fly one day.

Hi all
Finally got this one done just in time for xmas.
Comments as always welcome

Cheers
Paul C

http://www.paulcouper.co.uk

G’day Paul. Now my eyes aren’t what they used to be but a couple of of things that look ‘odd’ to me. The dihederal on the starboard wing looks excessive, and the starboard fin looks too far aft with respect to the port one. Otherwise, I love it, but couldn’t live with it. Sorry, but you did ask.

BTW, 20 years as a metrologist has made me look out for things that mismatch or are out of position.

A bit early but as it’s already been mentioned, I wish you all a safe and happy Christmas from ‘Down-under’. God it’s hot here :diablo:

Blackburn Beverley, Abingdon to Slasvic Holstein and back. Went empty and played football in the freight bay with all the crew whilst ‘George’ flew the aircraft. Literally dropped out of the clouds to land on 3rd attempt at SH. Came home with a full complment of pongo’s (brown job’s…..army):diablo:

G’day Mrs B. Can’t help you with your request as it’s all changed soo much since I lived there back in the early ’70’s. Loved the place then but today….?
Re Raffles Hotel, played there in a jazz band, and yea, the Singapore Slings were great. Better than what you get these days.
Any way Mrs. B, enjoy your stay. Oh, one tip. If you go outside the city proper, and decide to eat at a macann stall (road side snacks), be warned, rat tastes like chicken.:eek:

Having to forgo a free trip from Aldinga (just south of Adelaide) to Kangaroo Island (long way south of Adelaide) cause I’m over weight at 99.5kilos. Unfortunately the plane had to carry some truck spare parts as well and they were more important then my freebie. :rolleyes:

Goverment cover-up

Hi guys. I guess I’m a believer in alien visitations. there’s just too much info around the world re UFO sightings, even here ‘Down-under’. Now, at times we have trouble believing what our government tells us, and they are quite tame in comparison to yours, so there’s absolutely no way I would believe what your gov’ tells you. Let’s face it, your powers that be are not really part of your government anyway. God only knows how many Secret Services actually run your country but it certainly isn’t your president and his chosen few. BTW, I’ve no axe to grind here.
I’ve just finished reading Dean Koontz novel “Strangers”. Although fiction, it’s a brilliant insight to the steps that they would take to cover-up events such as Roswell.