RE: Finished

Well I’m going to study history in Leuven, my goal is to become a journalist one day, but then I’ll need an extra year at uni.

Yeah, ok, school is finished. It’s so nice to know that from now on I can go to OCMW/CPAS or VDAB/FOREM and collect my money (just kidding). 😀 Anyone of you Dutch-Belgian (or other Eurofolks) going to the festival at Werchter (or Rosskilde, Denmark) this year ???

RE: Finals: Brazil Vs Germany

Deutschland !!!!! Die Deutsche manschaft is doch nich so gut, aber sie haben Kahn und Ballack.

Actually I don’t care who wins, I’ll be at a festival somewhere in Flanders 😀

RE: Finished

Well, I also finished ‘high school’, so next year I’m going to university. Though I feared I was going to need a second term, I had excellent points for both chemistry and maths.

No, the only thing that has to be done is DRINKIIIIIIING 😀

SCREW YOU, W!!!!

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 24-06-02 AT 05:44 PM (GMT)]”The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.” ….George W. Bush, Jr.
“Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child.” …Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

“Mars is essentially in the same orbit…Mars is somewhat the same distance from the Sun, which is very important. We have seen pictures where there are canals, we believe, and water. If there is water, that means there is oxygen. If oxygen, that means we can breathe.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 8/11/94

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/22/98

“I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.” …Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

“We’re going to have the best educated American people in the world.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

“Public speaking is very easy.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters in 10/9

“I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

“[It’s] time for the human race to enter the solar system.” ….Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

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UNEQUIVOCAL EVIDENCES THAT YOU ARE LIVING IN THE YEAR 2000
You try to use your password even when operating the microwave.

You haven’t played “solitaire” with real cards for years.

You have a list of 15 phone numbers for your 3-members family.

You send an e-mail to your work mate at the desk in front of you to ask “Should we go to the cafeteria?” and he answers “Ok, give me 5 minutes”.

You chat everyday with an stranger in South America, but so far this year you haven’t spoken to your closest neighbour at home.

You buy a computer, and after a week it gets too old.

You’ve lost contact with some of your friends because they don’t have e-mail.

Your idea of organization is using coloured post-it.

Most of the jokes you know arrive via e-mail.

Once at home after a long working day you answer the phone in a commercial way “Hello, how can I help you?”.

When dialling from home, you first dial a 0.

You carry your CV on a diskette in the pocket.

The worst thing that could happen after a system crash is that you may have lost your jokes.

Your boss cannot do your job.

It’s dark outside when you go and come back from work, also in summer.

You know exactly how many days you have till retirement.

You see a person in the corridor, good looking, with intelligent aspect, and you immediately know that must be visitor.

Your diet is based on the cake remaining from the meetings.

The boss of your department gets the most fancy and new laptop, and you have to go for a coffee while your computer boots.

Being ill is defined as not being able to walk, or being in the hospital.

You are already late on your task when they give to you a new one.

Your boss’ favourite sentences:
“When you have some five minutes. . .”
“Can you do this for me when you have some time. . .”
“In a free moment of course, I know you are very busy. . .”

Holidays is something that you transport from year to year.

Your friends and family describe your work as “he works with computers, or something like that”.

You recognize your children because you use their photograph as desktop background.

While reading this list you’ve been nodding your head and smiling.

As you are reading it you are thinking of forwarding it to your mailing list “people to whom I send jokes”.

It occurs to you that maybe this group of people has already read this joke, but you don’t bother about checking it and send it anyway. . . who cares??

RE: bye bye Spain

Well, the referee of the final will be Kunila. He’s probably one of the best ever, he looks like Robocop, but he’s fair.

RE: Just to clear the air!

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 23-06-02 AT 06:06 PM (GMT)]I don’t see what can be wrong about it. In Belgium, since a couple of months, we also have a nudist beach, mostly occupied by fat or/and ugly women(*), so I really don’t wanna visit that place. Maybe when I’m in Sweden or Italy, I’ll come to change my mind :9.

(*) Ofcourse some will say nature is beautiful by itself. I’m not one of those }>.

But when a hot chick is walking by … you know, ain’t it embarrasing? Just a question of me :D!