could have been worse !!

could have been preperation H !!:D

Prep. H doesn’t taste that bad.

It is a well known beauty product for prof. models and such. It contains a great deal of very VERY rich oils and fats, it is extremely good at keeping facial skin looking good. I’ve used it on my chapped lips, hence I know the taste……………….but you thought something else didn’t you!!!

Just exquisite.

Go on, make us all very jealous and tell us what equipment you use.

Oh. And Bagels tend to suit Scrambled egg (Dry Northern style not runny Southern softy style) with a liberal sprinkling of plain crisps. Or “Chips” as our 3,000 mile neighbours say. Hey…Egg n Chips!!!!

Fill in the song words, I’ve gone blank lass. And, what was the advert actually for?

(To the tune of Doris Day’s Que sera sera)

“Will it be chips or jacket spuds”
………………………………Frozen peas.
…………………………we’ll have to wait and see.

HOPE IT’S CHIPS, IT’S CHIPS, WE HOPE IT’S CHIPS, IT’S CHIPS

We need a coup. I keep saying it.
Get all the guns off the “Massive” and the “Brothers” and you’ve got a veritable arsenal.
Fly-hot totty as PM, I’ll take Home office.
The moderators can be the Ministry for administrative affairs.

Cameron’s latest yadda yadda about doing more charity etc. Cheeky git.
AND, he’s only recycling JFK “Ask not what America can do for you, but what you can do for America”. Thing is, the Americans really love their country, probably loved it more in JFK’s day. There was a desire to do for your country. Do you think UK citizens would consider the actual notion of doing “Something” for nothing to assist the nation? No. Because you know that it will be thrown in yer face.

I LOVE Marmite.
But I don’t like the spin-off products for some reason. I’ve got some Marmite breakfast bars at work…I can only manage a biteful a day.

…and, it isn’t called Margerine anymore. “Spreads”. There was some legal ruling or summat.

My Auntie Marge has been ill for 15 years.
I can’t believe she’s not better.

Yeah, we’re just right.
Too many rules – Germany.
Too few rules – France.

As for GB looting the Empire, well….once they threw us out, thinking they didn’t need us, they all went down the pan with only a couple of exceptions. Some of the nations are only just now beginning to prosper (India for example) but they have a country mile to catch up. Most of Africa is, shall we just say, ruined by its very own people.
Ah well, we had our Empire, the Greeks and Romans had theirs. Even the French and Dutch have stuck their fingers in a few foriegn pies. Spose it’s the yanks at the moment – based on money alone.

No,in a word. If you plough through this

http://www.baking911.com/bread/bagels.htm

it’s because the dough is dense and the hole means the bagel cooks better.

I find them doughy and much too filling. Give me Ryvita with sesame seeds any day.

I really hoped you meant the original Ryvita and not the “Light” modification to type. The fancy Blinged-up Sesame Seed nonsense ruins, really ruins the Jam.
If not Jam, then it has to be a slice of Cheese about 3/8th of an inch thick (+-0.020″) with a large spoonful of chunky Branston pickle, or Picallili. And a full Tomato cut in half, one for each bite.
Further, I hope you spread the Butter on the Fat side. The side with the indentations. If you use the smooth side you only get about a third or the Butter. Without Butter, a Ryvita tastes like your shoes.

As for Bagels, Morrisons own. Warm them up under the grill (Not enough to burn the outside) and have them with Cheese and Ham. Dunked in coffee.

The webcam stopped. Have I missed it?