Unlucky Alf ….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be9GZ0CWprI&feature=related

Hi Bee. I think this is my favourite Alf sketch (Bit of “language” though)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV27Xhv0G2g&feature=related

Bloody mobile phone on the blink – have to go back to my old, failing Sony Ericsson (great phone, but the battery’s arsed and the connection’s wonky so can’t charge it).

Left leg covered in mud from walking through a puddle in Edinburgh.

Woman’s finished with me, but that’s the least of my issues today….!

But apart from that…? Remember Daz, today you may be the statue, tomorrow you will probably be the pigeon. 😉

If my thumb was making ringing noises I’d see a Doctor, mate.

I’d see Simon Cowell.

Anyone remember the episode where the old man was sitting in the kitchen sink with the washing-up?

“A curious incident of a dog in the night time”.

That was a very strange yet fascinating book; still remember that part where the lad is stuck on the Tube platform for hours because he doesn’t know what to do.

Just finishing “Cleese Encounters” Never realised just what a diverse and complicated man he is, but I’m still not sure about all that Psycotherapy pallava. Nor did I realise how embarrassed he is by some of the Python stuff now, especially the silly walk.

Just remembered, it was him that gave me that “Waffer-thin mint” too, wasn’t it? 🙂

I was going to suggest dressing up as Moby Dick and calling your exhibition the Plinth of Whales (I’ll get me coat)

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/england/8217035.stm

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Just hope the meeja don’t go over the top this time and start demanding knighthoods for everyone from the captain to the tea lady.