Noo sbellin enniemow?

They are sterile in their purple trousers, but not in their green heads.

You’ll be using a straw then? Or Jack himself?

INderstand.

Or Undersit.

The decadence. Tweezer-warmers for your servants, while still having enough heart to care for the paupers with dial-ups.

As long as i don´t have to keep your pinkie finger high when you´re drinking tea.

UNVITATION
(sp?)

And raping, although you can be assured it’s only for fun and not for reproduction.

All those lush, young unions!

In the post or in the mail?