In the post or in the mail?

INvitation = UITnodiging.

So it doesn’t work for Dutch people.

They might, but thankfully most have become sterile.

Invitations don’t count without a proper outvitation.

Now, you were warned plenty of times and you knew it was illegal. Invitations or not.

So you get really big, incredibly strong green tulips with purple trousers.

Of course not! They don’t have pompoms on their shoes.

Perhaps you can call the people nobody expects…