Because he marinates in that hideous green ketchup. Which is about as silly as blue pepsi.

Not if you’re properly marinated.

Besides, it’s a sponge-like thingy so it soaks up those juices just fine. Apart from the let-through hole of course.

Nonono, the States will post-emptively invade themselves so they can pre-emptively disclaim their independence and take over Britain. After all, nobody ever bought that story about independence because of some tea anyway.

All of which will become utterly futile when i launch my outvasion.

First practice, then pay. With or without Peter.

Nono, 11. It’s one louder.

Yeah, an armadillo. A lean, smooth, long armadillo. Goes well with licorice.

And it goes up to 11, so it’s one louder.

Gently, of course. Very gently.

You just ask if the local community agrees. If not, they simply re-write your neighbours history.

Or you pre-emptively invade yourself.