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No war jokes , but a few goodies from an American workmate :-

Did you hear about the South Carolina redneck who passed away and left his entire estate in trust for his beloved widow??? .The only catch is that she can’t touch it till she’s 14.

How do you know when you are staying in a Kentucky hotel ?. When you call the front desk and say ” I’ve got a leak in my sink,” and the person at the front desk says, “go ahead”

An Arkansas State Trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40 and say’s to the driver , “got any ID ?” .The driver says , “Bout what?”

O.J. Simpson want’s to move to West Virginia because everyone has the same DNA !

A new law was recently passed in North Carolina so that when a couple gets divorced , they’re still brother and sister.

All from Tim in Braintree , Mass . The rest are too crude to post.

I bet there’s not many people who would admit to have seen Thatcher’s Beard !!!!!!!!

I’ve never met a naturally bald one yet

Most old ladies have varying states of facial hair , or are you getting confused with something entirely elsewhere ??

If we’re going to be pedantic , Margaret Thatcher has a beard too!!!

Originally posted by Snapper
“Snapper

Adonis – try and read what has been written. Then try to think about what it means

i know what it means, do u Snapper?? told a war joke to any of the grieving families yet??”

Obviously I haven’t a clue old boy. And no, I haven’t told a joke to any grieving families yet. And why do you think that might be?

I shall not get involved with this pathetic stand. On this issue, you are a waste of keypad.

Snapper ,
I fear that other nationalities do not share the same sense of humour that us Brits are endowed with , especially the Geeks , and if people are offended by the content of this thread why do they keep coming back??? , because they think that their opinions really matter ??? . Adonis, READ THE THREAD TITLE , IF YOU THINK YOU MAY BE OFFENDED DO NOT OPEN IT , if you do open it then have the decency to use the correct grammar and do not make a juvenile delinquent of yourself .

Re: George Galloway

Originally posted by EN830
He of course is going to side with the Baath Party, they are after all from the same ilk, both being socialist, as were Stalin and Hitler.

AAAhhhh , I did notice the same line in dodgy moustaches.

I agree , the guy just seeks self publicity , he’s been to Iraq several times to meet Saddam in person and I believe he was caught on camera calling Saddam ” a great leader ” or something very similar , be interesting to see if he gets re-elected next time round.