Hmm , mine border on a combination of Philos and Snappers things .

Ala Snapper – Seagull fishing – size 12 hook on a spool of 6lb line and loads of bread start throwing bread in the air , stick the hook in a bit – throw it up and voila – a seagull kite , lively fun for an hour .

Ala Philo – Mad Sunday at the IOM TT flat out on my first YZF750R , then wrecking assorted Puch mopeds same week .

Being present at both of my boys births .

Flying along the beach at North Berwick waving up at people on the dunes .

Too many other stupid things to list – starting a chainsaw in my lounge at 3 in the morning , tore through the wooden floor , hit the wall and embedded itself in the side of a new sofa . Fired a crossbow at a picture in the hall and it went clean through the drywall into the sitting room , shot TV with same crossbow . Ran myself over with one of my own tractors (twice) crawled below it to short out the solenoid as the starter was gubbed – tractor was in 1st low range – fired up and ran over my legs, many others ………………………

Originally posted by ad0nis
Ageorge i never posted a thread about my accident! 🙂

I never said you did post the thread 🙂 , I said “there was a thread ” posted , I couldn’t remember who posted it , good to see you back any way 🙂

Most definately Adonis , my dad nearly broke down laughing , he had to get up and away pretty quickly !!.
Good to see you back on the Forum , there was a thread posted about your accident – I hope everything is ok now

I wish I was !!

True Story .

My dad owns some small cafes and amusement arcades – he was sitting having a coffee with one of his regulars one day , they had been chatting for a while and this other chap joined them , my dad didn’t know this chap , the 2 chaps had been at school together and started blethering away , an elder lady was playing one of the fruit machines and the first chap said
” bloody hell , there that old slag from school , I did her every way in the old bike shed , everybody banged her , I always wanted to know what had happened to her ??? “
, to which chap No 2 replied
” I married her , thats my wife ” ,
quick exit for my dad.

A 6ft heterosexual Scotsman , 35 years old ,happily married with 2 kids ( Jamie aged 6 and John aged 3).

Originally posted by ken_murray
Thanks Alastair

I didn’t ken that Ken is Ken, so now that I ken Ken is Ken then when you address Ken I’ll ken that you mean Ken and not Ken.

In our office its Iain’s in their multiple spellings that cause problems. We even have an Iain who isn’t but prefers to be called Iain (he is in fact John).

Ken

Ken , that is strange – my dad’s name is John M George , but – he has always been known as Iain !!! . At least you ken which Ken I’m referring to , thanks Ken