Originally posted by EN830
A spud bazooka consists of

One Spaghetti jar (preferably heat resistant)
One can of hair spray
a Kind Edward that fits snugly into the jar.
Finally a suitable object with which to force the spud into the bottom of jar.

Take the Spaghetti jar and spray enough hair spray into the jar to create a pool in the bottom, then force the spud into the jar and to the bottom with the suitable object.

Place the whole operation onto a heat sourse, (outside to avoid damage) and retreat to a safe distance. The ignition process takes only a few seconds and propels the Kind Edward to a height of approx 15m.

Substitute Easy Start for hairspray – gives you a lot more range

The Marrow or Water Melon when placed onto a lit BBQ will explode with a surprising amount of force.

So next time you hear noises downstairs late at night, you don’t have to look any further than the kitchen to produce a weapon of devastating effect, to scare away any unsuspecting intruder.

Waiting to be edited 😉

Originally posted by jimbo
I believe she was going to Brisbane. I checked on Airliners.net and they have some pic’s of her in Malta prior to going onwards to Australia. I will keep checking so if you find out any more let us know too.

Cheers
Jimbo:)

Cheers Jimbo , will have a look on Airliners.net

Originally posted by DazDaMan
We’ll just have to swap ideas via e-mail… 😉

Or organise a BBQ in my barn ……………………………..,
gimme a harpoon and show me the whales !!!!!!!

Originally posted by EN830
How long before the web master removes this thread for advocating eco-terrorism against unsuspecting sh!te hawks?

We could advance to spud bazookas and the merits of putting marrows on the bbq?

Wait until we get to the bit about using Ammonium Nitrate fertilizer , common BBQ Charcoal and sulphur to make REALLY loud bangs !! …………………………………….

Originally posted by Snapper
“I have a Calcium Carbide lamp , if you piss on the powder the gas is produced instantaneously and ignites VERY easily”

Acetylene usually does. Wouldn’t catch me stick my knob near it.

Toilet bombing? Parking meters? I’m beginning to worry here…..mind you, could have a good weekend on the piss together!

Hmm Acetylene and Oxygen in equal amounts in freezer bags makes a shockingly big bang , enough to blow your eardrums , make the fuse out of masking tape ( slow burning ) light it and run like hell – I once saw one being put in an old style phone box – it blew out every pane of glass.
Beer is a very dangerous substance in the wrong hands !!

Originally posted by EN830
What’s the reaction time like, do you have time to take cover?

Seconds!! – I have a Calcium Carbide lamp , if you piss on the powder the gas is produced instantaneously and ignites VERY easily . Sodium – thats the thing to have – lumps of metal stored in paraffin , lob a lump in a pond , it fizzles for a bit then WHOOOOMMPPPPHHHH , great fun .
Some types of Lithium batteries can be fun too – cut them in half with tin snips , flush both halfs down the toilet then guess how far along the drainpipe it will get before causing a mini explosion – usually with the contents of the pan being fired back at you – never do this in your own home – this is a bad thing .

Originally posted by EN830
I find 10lb braid the best line to use, when baiting the line mix a little Andrews Liver Salts or Alka Seltza with the bread. It’s makes it a bit more fun trying to wind the seagull in and remove the hook before it explodes.:eek: 😮 😮

I have:D 😀 I was going to mention that but I thought it may be a bit OTT !!! , while feeding ducks with lumps of bread throw in the occasional Resolve tablet , impressive – works well on pigeons too !!! ( but you have to break it into smaller bits )