Handy hint – Any old stale salted crisps in the house – DON’T throw them out , merely store them in your girlfriends G string for a few days and Voila – Scampi Fries .

Anybody else here who collects belly-button cheese or ear-wax ??

Welcome to the Bolivian Cheese Fermentation Factory Trade Union Representative Gangbang!!!! , Quark Quark

A poke in the eye with a sharp stick is far better than a slap on the belly with a dead fish

Wow , are those Grapes or a horrendous case of haemorroids.

These nuts may contain traces of ice cream .

Bueno Estente Von Sexpestos , speling iz nut my strungppoint.

That was a blast from the past anyway , how the hell did I remember that name ???

Ohhh welcome to the Forum by the way.

Maggots – some ba5tard put Maggots in my Cheese and Onion Sandwiches on a fishing trip once and I was too pissed to notice , until it was pointed out to me halfway through them.