Originally posted by steve rowell
My wife asked me for $5000 dollars to get her breasts enlarged
I told her to wipe some toilet paper between her cleavage every day.
She said how will that make my breasts larger, i said well it’s worked on your ar*e

And after that sentence, she knocked you out.:)

Impressive! You mean the customer can actually *fly* those aforementioned planes?

That’s only for Kang and Kodos though- there are many other aliens out there whom I’m sure still rely on rectal probing technologies. The USAF must be ready to take them on!

I’m not sure how to do it for 1.6, so try http://www.steampowered.com

You can check through the forums there.

Originally posted by mixtec
On the new pickup weapon maps like pool party or iceworld2 they have this new automatic sniper rifle that sort of looks like the G36 but has high magnification like the other sniper rifles. Man when I get my hands on that thing….MULTIKILL!….RAMPAGE!

Yeah, the Heckler and Koch sniper rifle.

If only we PC game players could play you XBOXers- that would totally rock. Go mouse!

I knew it! You’re in major league baseball right? Them and their satellites beaming down baseball games, when in reality, they collect information on what teams you watch!