i am a compulsive smoker,
i am a compulsive drinker,
i am a compulsive undertaker of bad habbits,
i love my wife,
i love driving my car…….fast
i love fish n chips,
i am a compulsive gambler,
i love winning,
i hate loosing,
i prefer an ak47
although i would like…..a hamlet cigar,
above all i am a compulsive……………liar.