mrtotty, happy to add a few

So horsemeat has been found in Tesco Products but a spokesman says It’s bolloc ks.
A woman has been taken to hospital after eating horsemeat burgers. Her condition is said to be stable.
I expect this only relates to those mini-burgers you have as snacks. You know, the horse d’oeuvres.
Are you in favour of Horsemeat in your burgers? Yay or Neigh?
I had a Tesco burger and now I’m feeling a little horse
Those Aldi horse burgers were nice, but I prefer My Lidl Pony.
Scientist: “Sir, we’ve discovered horse meat in your burgers.” Tesco boss: “Why the long face?”
I really hope they launch a steward’s inquiry into the Tesco horsemeat scandal. We must find out hoof to blame.
Good thing about these horse puns is it’s stopped all the sick Jimmy Saddle jokes.

Its either a Colt or Browning but it differs from the deactivated Browning I have on my desk at the moment

could be a ColtM1911A1 but that differs as well

Browning

Jeepman, go on, you know you want to!:D Get someone else to hacksaw the grill out if you are squeamish:diablo:

This video makes a nonsense of having a weapon for personal protection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEgxTzGV8Kk

Its just fat boys playing with a toy that could have killed them. Of course if you could recognise the bad guy at 2,430 metres*. I suppose its OK

*Canadian Snipers record for killing a Taliban in 2002.

Was the yellow leading edge an aid to recognition or for any other reason?Seems a bit of a daft question but was there some gentlemans or Geneva convention agreement that belligerents did not copy one anothers camoflague schemes?

D C Page. No not just through TV but also though Personal contact here and overseas, Skype and listening and observing the American abroad(ie as visitors to Bath) Do not think for one minute that I think all UK citizens are perfect a significant minority make me cringe and should have been strangled at birth.
So back to guns if this minority had guns I dread to think what the death rate would be. Similar to the USA maybe?

DC Page you were one who I thought was making resonable comments.

still it give me an excuse to post this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcZlxCNzQqw

Jim Septics is an old British Army saying for Americans. Septic Tanks= yanks

Attributed to Erwin Rommel

When the Germans fire, the British duck;
When the Germans fire, the British duck;
When the Italians fire, nobody ducks;
And when the Americans fire, EVERYBODY ducks.