RE: Help me catch my mouse

Hmmmm.
seems the little b*gg*rs have reading over our shoulders while we sit hunched typing away at the keyboard !!!

Cheers

Gary
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RE: CFS3 – A crock of poo

Cheers for that info Moggy. I’ve been waiting for its release quite eagerly, but I’ve also heard of things that go wrong with it as well.

B*mm*r

I think I’ll also leave it a while before getting a copy.

Hey, heres a thought, we ought to set up a virtual squadron of forum members for the internet. Bearing in mind the old saying …old age and treachery will allways overcome youthfullness and skill…I reckon we’ve got the net cornered with our members !

Cheers

Gary

RE: Help me catch my mouse

Dave

Yeshhhh, bustits…bistuts…butttistsist…sod it! itsh dishapeeringg bladdy fast dontcha know !

Oh well…there’s two crates of KEO (one in the fridge, one outside) so if ya wanna join me, you’d better get over here fast mate….hmmm lets see… couple of hours to the airport four and a bit here then a n hour from my local airport….yup, probably still be here wide awake at four in the morning !.

Cheers (hic)

Gary

RE: Help me catch my mouse

C’mon guys…some very elaborate traps there but you are all missing the simplest one out….a mirror !

Place the mirror flat on the surface of the cupboard and put some mouse nibbles of some such on it…and wait.

Along comes mousey see’s the food and thinks ‘I’ll have some of that !’ and walks onto the mirror to get the food. Mousey looks down and sees the reflection of the ceiling and thinks he / she’s upside down on the ceiling…looks up and sees the real ceiling, gets confused seeing two ceilings, falls off and breaks his / her neck. All ya gotta do then is pick up said dead mouse and relocate to nearest bin (or wrap it up in a plastic bag and bury it in the garden.)

We are talking about meeces (plural of mouse ?) and not the sort with long tail that makes the cursor move on the PC screen, aren’t we ?

Ps, this trap also works on flies but you have to stick the mirror to the ceiling for it to work. Same principle of operation but the fly see’s two floor’s.

I know…I know, I’m sad !. I’ll go back to my C*rlsb*rg

Cheers

Gary

RE: What was the greatest thing before sliced bread ?

Yo Arthur

Gotta admit that a ‘doorstep’ of fresh cooked still slightly warm bread is best (Specially if it has a generous helping of butter and syrup on it…the thicker trhe doorstep the better !)

Hmmmmm next on the list of ‘modified’ foods…how about a loaf of bread consisting entirely of crust’s….definately the best slice of bread !

Cheers

Gary

RE: Design your own aircraft.

Cheers

Gary
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RE: Impresive pic

Jammy b*gg*r

I hope he used a telephoto or zoom on his trusty digital. Looks almost close enough for an air-miss ?

I’m just jealous really.

cheers

Gary

RE: Design your own aircraft.

[updated:LAST EDITED ON 12-11-02 AT 04:07 PM (GMT)]Oh dear…its started…he is really building one !!!

Cheers

Gary
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