RE: C’est fini
My, sincerest, commiserations to you and your countrymen Snowman.
Its disheartened me greatly hearing of England fans jeering the French for theyre early departure. As if we dont know what it feels like to have high expectations dashed!. That we would revel in others experiencing the same is frankly unfathomable.
Anyway it seems like you may have some consolation in the rich vein of young talent that this should bring into the French team from now. That Cisse chap looked dynamite!.
RE: Tracing net connections
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 11-06-02 AT 10:16 AM (GMT)]Tomel,
You can be traced by your IP address. There is an icon in the bottom left corner of the board window labelled IP next to the “alert” link which would show us the IP address that you are “logged on” with. (the webmaster here has this facility publically disabled however – probably very wisely).
This IP address will be part of a block or range that is assigned to ISP’s or companies by one of several internet authority’s covering specific geographic areas. The registrations of those IP address blocks was, at least last I checked, public information. So fairly quickly, given your IP address, I could confirm that you were logging on from Malaysia and find out whether you were at home or at work i.e if you were logging on through an ISP’s dial-up server you’re very likely to be at home, wheras if your IP address was registered to IBM, for example, your likely to be in work.
A quick enquiry from a senior govt. organisation to your ISP would probably be enough for them to relinquish the personal details you provided them upon signing up for theyre service. If youre at work an equally quick inquiry to your companies IT dept should also be quite sufficient to localise you very accurately.
Sorry I cant tell you better news Tomel!. Best bet is to ask the webmaster of this site not to give anyone your IP address if any “official” enquiries are made! 😉
To be honest though, I think, if you had posted priveliged material here someone from your Govt. would have requested the webmaster to remove it and you’d have already had some form of communication, not least from Keymags, regarding your transgression. I know I came close to letting something slip on another site, that probably wasnt public domain, and the webmaster, being a responsible sort, took very swift action to point out the dangers of the course I was on!!!
Steve
RE: car
What’s so special about the pic Rab? The Merseyside Police force has been using those to patrol Toxteth for years…in fact that even looks a little like Granby Street!!!
(for non-uk board members who dont get this put “Toxteth Riots” into your search engine of choice!)
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RE: Log-in names
Any person inflicted with the surname Jones is guaranteed of two things. First is that no-one will ever find your number in the phone-book.
The second, and appropriate one, is that if you join any armed force in any country in the English speaking world (AFAIK!) you get christened “Jonesy”.
I got used to it, missed it a little after I left and it seemed to fit here.
RE: FHM 100 Sexiest Women 2002
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 29-05-02 AT 03:15 PM (GMT)]”Sorry guys it just too hard to choose any more but Sophie Ellis Bextor how can she look strange when even her smile can light up a room.”
I just pray she never wears black, almond shaped sunglasses or she’ll look so much like an X-Files “grey” alien it might spark a national panic! Take my word for it – get a photo of her from the net and paint Whitely Streiber “Grey” eyes on her its scary!!! 🙂
Anyway, I thought this poll was meant to be about “sexy” women. For me anyway I’ve often found that there can be a tremendous distinction between “beauty” and “sexy”. In my experience anyway I’ve found it to, frequently, be an inverse relationship!.
Cheers,
Steve
RE: forum combat game
Sounds interesting, question is though why restrict to two countries? If we get a good number of people on board for this we could create a strategic situation something like the current Spratley Isle’s issue. i.e several states competing for the same pool of resources and factor in political backgrounds, allow for alliances and the such like. i.e
state A is emerging from 30 years in the communist sphere of influence and has military links with the CIS (a team for Garry if ever we heard it!). Its economy is largely aggrarian but it has well developed heavy industrial facilities and is moving, now on its own, into the international arena in areas like commercial shipbuilding and industrial chemical production etc. Its current GNP is $xx billion projected to rise by y% over the next 5 years.
state B has historically been on the xenophobic side, ruled by a dynastic sequence of, benevolent, dictatorships. It has reasonable natural resources in terms of mineral deposits and trades these on the international market. The nation posses a well developed high-tech industrial sector, specifically in the field of electronic component production, although design skills arent quite in place yet. Lack of space limits the capacity of certain heavier industries and, to an extent, population spread. Military relationships exist with South Africa, Israel and several EU states. GNP is one of the highest in the region at $xxx billion and is rising at x.x% for the next 5 years.
etc, etc, etc
We could therefore have teams of “ministers” or have El Presidente and his/her “junta” representing each nation state and develop the military scenario accordingly.
Big job but could be fun with enough interest!!!
Cheers,
Steve
RE: Type 61 AAW DDG
Is there a twin arm launcher for the Yezh missile system yet Glenn? I’ve not seen one and there would need to be some major development work in sorting out magazine and reload mechanisms for the twin launcher against that already developed for Shtil!.
I would have thought that a VLS for Yezh would have been a more cost effective development project as opposed to a twin mechanical launcher. With all the “difficulties” the RN encountered with the GWS.30 twin launcher for Sea Dart, and to an equal extent the USN Mk.10 launcher, both of which ended up being subject to delicate engineering work with large lump-hammers under operational conditions I am of a somewhat jaded opinion of the capabilities of anything but the simplest of mechanical launcher!
The selection of missiles here is one that I’d consider worth a closer examination. HQ-7/FM-90 mounts I’ve only ever previously seen in 6 or 8 shot manual-reload launchers and, largely, it relies on the origial Matra R.440 missile, albeit updated a bit, from the original Crotale Naval. As a PDMS/ILMS system I’d be a little concerned about its capabilities and its longevity, perhaps enough to investigate the availability of the new VT-1 round from Crotale-NG if I had to stick to the HQ-7 system.
Better, IMHO, would be an adaptation of the HQ-17 (SA-N-9 Gauntlet) utilising the Kinzhal rotary VLS but using locally built missiles with it. 4 of the VLS modules should fit easily in the same foc’sle position you have sited. Two (for’d and aft) of the MR-360 Cross Sword missile directors should be practical in roughly the positions you’ve located.
As to the Area weapon I’m not certain, despite the claims for Yezh, that SA-N-12/SA-17 is such a system. To me it looks like a close analogy of the SM-1MR Block6. Certainly a very powerful point defence weapon but against crossing targets it’s perhaps not so effective?. I recall, from looking into the Shtil system a few months back, that crossing targets more than halve the effective range of that system. I share Garry’s concerns about the listed 50 mile range of this weapon without it having an additional booster stage etc.
With the whole point of this vessel being AAW I’d be tempted to leave off completion of the first unit until I could deploy a “proper” area capable missile. For the PLAN this is obviously the locally manufactured HQ-9 copy of the S-300. For launchers the simplest option would possibly be the same B-303 cylindrical VLS modules as fitted to the Russian Kirov and Slava cruisers. Depth of these would be an issue on a smaller vessel but a raised foredeck structure would limit deck penetration problems. I’d guesstimate that 4 launchers, in a double staggered configuration, would be the max fit here, but, that still gives a battery of 32 HQ-9’s which dont sound too bad to me!.
Another, interesting, option for HQ-9 could be a modified French Sylver A50 cell-based VLS. Sylver A50 is alleged to be able to accept TLAM so the physical dimensions of a weapon the size of the S300 round shouldnt be an issue. Certainly worth the investigation IMO to minimise the mechanical headaches that the Russian cylinder VLS’s must bring!.
It would also be the French I would get in contact with regarding sensor fits. Thomson-CSF have historically had quite a relationship with the PRC and have, through the new Thales entity, a range of systems that would sit very well with this sort of vessel and the TAVITAC combat systems that the PLAN use. I dont know how much work has been done on the SPY-1 type array’s Glenn has detailed on his design but, with the Thales link, I’d be tempted to use the 100km range MRR-NG X-band active array in its place (developed from the proven Arabel MFR) for 3D search/track. For long-range volume search again, mainly because I’m unfamiliar with the Chinese “Sea Eagle” search sets, I’d opt for the proven Jupiter 2D set as used on the Charles de Gaulle.
The MRR-NG would allow for a smaller mast structure which would reduce topweight (also allow for a slightly higher mount) which would allow an extra margin for adding the “Tombstone” phased-array fire control radars for HQ-9/S-300 (as fitted to to the Pyotr Veliky) fore and aft.
The size and displacement of the vessel that Glenn’s outlined I’d agree with entirely. One modification I’d make, if this werent an interim design, would be to go with Integrated Electric Propulsion. This converts the two gas turbines into prime mover generators for high-capacity electric motors and removes the need for straight shaft linkages, gearboxes etc and allows for the turbines, effectively, to be placed anywhere in the hull. They can thusly be widely seperated as a damage reduction measure and to allow for shorter, and therefore, less obtrusive funnel/uptake designs.
As an outline, blatantly graffitying Glenn’s work (sorry Glenn! :D), my layout would be as below. Following it an image of the Kinzhal installation on the Neutrashimy indicating how I’d expect the foredeck mounting of this vessel to look!.
Cheers,
Steve
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Oscar in the Med
I’m taking it the Oscar idea is as much of a joke as a Greek or Turkish carrier!
Ever seen the size of on Oscar class SSGN? Put it this way it is only about 60ft shorter and actually displaces over 2000 tons more than a US Ticonderoga class cruiser when surfaced or to put this in Greek terms its 80ft longer and THREE times the displacement of one of the CF Adams destroyers. Submerged it displaces slightly more than an Invincible class carrier – this is NOT a nimble vessel!
This submarine was developed to attack carrier battlegroups in oceanic waters, most definitely not to pot the odd destroyer or frigate in confined waters. For this the Type214’s are absolutely ideal – large weapon load (24 rounds), quiet, manoeverable and well equipped with the capable STN Atlas Elektronik DBQS-40 sonar. We wont even go near the difference in running costs between the SSGN and talk about the need to build nuclear handling infrastructure.
On the carrier issue, what mission would it perform?
a, Power projection? – Neither side could afford the billions for a conventional carrier and an airwing of Rafale/F-18’s. This leaves a STOVL carrier like the Principe de Austrias with a max airgroup of about 18 Harrier II plus. Does anyone think that airgroup would be able to achieve much in the face of either the TurkAF or GreekAF?
b, Sea Control? – As has been stated the only deep water areas in that sector of the Med are the ship lanes. Anywhere else is shallow water and perfect stalking grounds for enemy SSK’s. So the operational flexibility vital to small carrier ops is lost from the outset. More practical would be powerful escorts to erm….escort friendly shipping wherever necessary and use subs and land-based air for offensive sea denial.
What’s all this preoccupation with AEGIS on these boards? Why on earth would the Hellenic Navy want Ticonderoga or Arleigh Burke vessels when it already operates Dutch ships and the Dutch LCF frigate gives nothing, bar outright magazine capacity, away to either US vessel and is very much more economical to buy and run than them.
RE: Spanish navy
Vortex,
On the PdeA issue the Spanish Navy really had no need for the kind of capacity that something like a Tarawa or Wasp provided and it is 25,000 tons larger in displacement, nearly 200ft longer, over 100ft broader in the beam and requires over 300 more crew. Also it uses steam propulsion which, compared to the gas turbines of PdeA, are considerably more maintenance-intensive. One of these, therefore, would be many times more expensive to run than PdeA. Besides, on aircraft operation efficiency grounds, Principe de Austrias is probably the most capable of the “Harrier-carriers” as it was developed from the US Sea Control Ship design.
As to the “Dutch radar” being discussed above its the Signaal APAR (Active Phased Array Radar) and it is indeed superior to the passive array US SPY-1 series mounted on the AEGIS vessels. It must be remembered that AEGIS is the combat system not the radar!
RE: All time favourite Movie???
This has to be one of the real toughies in life to answer! Every time you think you’ve settled on the consumate “good” film another one pops up in your mind equally as good!.
I tend to enjoy films with original or intelligent plotlines, the movie equivalent of a Tom Clancy novel so-to-speak, for that reason I’d have to agree that Terminator was a classic film, The Matrix similarly so and, for one of the best simple stories in a film, I’d have to rate Contact very, very highly.
For my all time favourite though I’d have to spin a coin between The Italian Job and 2001 as I dont think I could seperate the two!.
Cheers,
Steve
RE: Funny Pics
First one is topical, second just made me laugh
Enjoy,
Steve
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RE: Shot in the arm if you needed one pal!
Look at the comments above.
You’d be missed if you didnt come here. Like Garry says being lonely and depressed is an awful lot worse than just being depressed!
The way I’ve gotten myself out of equivalent situations is to focus on a goal, probably too much, and then after I’ve completed it poke my head up again and see how the world looks. To date its always looked better just after I’ve accomplished something so, yep, I’d very much recommend you finish off your projects. If theyre military in nature, like the ones you did on Warships1, and you need an impartial proof-read/sanity check my inbox is available 24/7/365 and I’d be happy to help.
Just, if you can stand some fatuous do-gooding advice, don’t go too far away from people who respect your opinion. You have that here and its sometimes difficult to come by in the real world and a thread you can contribute to, to a level that you consider satisfactory, may just be around the corner.
I know this as I was wanting to kick off a question on the Aussie SEA4000 AAW DDG project and was just waiting for a good opportunity (some suitable RAAF thread I could corrupt etc!) to slip it in. Your input along with Min’s, perhaps Garry’s and a few others were the one’s I was most expectant of!.
Regards and respects,
Steve
RE: What super hero??
[updated:LAST EDITED ON 16-04-02 AT 02:35 PM (GMT)]Easy. I’d be Max Ray from the “Centurions” cartoon series.
If anyone remembers these that is!. Basically it was three guys, one air, one land and one sea specialist who had these very sharp “exoframe” armoured suits that allowed propulsion and weaponry modules to be bolted on to them. Max Ray was the sea systems specialist and had some very very swish gadgets.
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RE: Favourite Holiday Destination
US – upstate New York, Maine, Vermont. Spent a very memorable couple of weeks there last year and, hopefully, will be going back there around August time. Breath-taking scenery, great people, good food and plenty to see and do.
Couldnt recommend the place highly enough.
Steve
RE: Axis of What?
Yep Mike there are some real classics there!. The one below was my all-time favourite though:
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Canada Warship Seizes Tanker in Arabian Sea” — Reuters, Feb. 8, 2002
CANADIAN WARSHIP SEIZES TANKER IN… WAIT…
CANADA HAS A WARSHIP?
Oh Right, and Switzerland Has Nuclear Weapons
Arabian Sea (SatireWire.com) — Canadian television reported Friday that a Canadian warship in the Arabian Sea had seized a tanker suspected of smuggling oil from Iraq, leading many to suspect that the report was a hoax.
“You’re kidding, right? Canada has a warship?” asked U.S. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld. “Like for war?
“Does Canada know?” he added.
“Nobody was more stunned than we were,” said Kali Omari, first mate of the seized vessel. “We saw this frigate steaming toward us, and we were worried, but then we saw the maple leaf on the flag, and we thought, ‘Oh, Canadians. What the hell do they want?'”
When an officer of the HMCS Vancouver announced that the tanker was about to be boarded, the crew of the detained ship was confused, said Omari, but their confusion quickly turned to anger when they saw what the Canadians sailors were carrying.
“They were armed. With guns,” said Omari. “Canadians. With guns. And a warship. What is this world coming to?”
“They were pretty rude, too,” Omari added. “They started asking us all sorts of questions, like ‘Where did that oil come from?’ But first we wanted to know who gave them the damn warship.”
According to Canadian defense officials, the Vancouver is one of four frigates deployed in the region to assist in the U.S.-led Afghanistan conflict. The tanker was stopped, officials said, because its cargo of crude oil violated United Nations sanctions, which prohibit Iraq from selling oil unless in exchange for food and medicine.
The U.N. said the incident is already under investigation, and promised swift action against those found responsible for giving the Canadians guns. Initial findings indicate that the Vancouver crew may have been watching too many American television shows.
Copyright © 2002, SatireWire.
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cheers,
steve