I’m going to do a bit of trumpet blowing!!! If you spent 3 weeks on a PCV driving course ( like me ) taken your PCV theory test & passed ( like me ) Passed your PCV test ( Like me )& driven an assortment of PCV vehicles on municipal routes ( like me ) including double deckers with 14 litre twin turbo engines , 42 ft long & 9 ft wide & 14 ft high . ( cost £143.000 ) Then you would see the actual **** poor standard of driving that has recently occured in the UK. Drivers no longer seem to have have any conception of speed & distance in relation to other drivers. No idea of exactly what is going on around them , & how to react to it !! No idea of the capability or size of their own vehicle . ( not going through gaps I could get a Challenger tank through–or trying to get a Range Rover through a gap you couldnt get a Kia Picanto through). Using traffic islands as halt signs , instead of carefully filtering into the flow ( were safe to do so) . Drivers who seem to find it impossible to get away swiftly from a a green traffic light.yada ..yada …yada … Everybody should be forced to take a PCV test ..then some of you may just get the hang of this driving nonsense!!

I am not paying £32.000 for a toy car!!…( & cerainly not made by Peugeot)

I can never see any of them being voted ” Tow Car of the Year ” by the Caravan Club.!!

Brilliant!! great work ,love them!!

Little kids who Scream in supermarkets….

Parents of little kids , who let them Scream in supermarkets…

Parents ( Moms) , who continue mobile phone conversations whilst said kids are Screaming in supermarkets .

Non disabled drivers who park in disabled parking slots!!

People who let dogs crap on the footpath & dont clean it up!!

People who think I can get back in my car , when they have parked 2″ from my drivers door!!!

The Royal Navy poncing about buying an unknown fighter—when there are Brilliant alternatives already out there!!

I doubt Victor Meldrew had the slightest interest in Civil Airliners……..

Passwords!! Why dont you recognise my Password ?? You effing , stupid , chip controlled , Tart!!…..

…….Its my freaking bank account !!! Now give me the Money or I’m going to smash you into little bits on the Patio!!!…..I’ve given you my Password!! Now let me in to my Account……………………………………..!!!!!!

Couple of tins of Dulux & a big brush —-£27.50…….!!

” Voices from Stalingrad” by Johnathan Bastable —the title says it all !!