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Well, I guess it wouldn’t be me if I didn’t put something controversial on here, so, We all have a gripe, we all have a Victor Meldrew in us, Should you have the misfortune of being him, what would your gripe be, everything and anything accepted.Only criteria is that it has to be a genuine gripe, that most if not all of us have, or would agree on.
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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 20:48

Jay, Perchance they may well be having a disagreement with their other half, and by shouting loud enough think they will win the battle.
Just think of how many Sea battles have been won, not by 1st Raters, but 5th and 6th raters. Big, Loud is not always best way forward.;)
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By: nJayM - 2nd August 2011 at 20:31

Sssh don’t tell the women I said so – their mobiles are bugged/hacked …

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Sssh don’t tell the women I said so – their mobiles are bugged/hacked by their fickle husbands who are having more than a little n..kie with the you know who, and wish to know where their wives are (location sensing of mobiles is I guess nearly equivalent to bugging/hacking – invasion of privacy):)

Hence shouting by women on mobiles becomes essential to override the bugging/hacking/location sensing:D

On the other hand maybe it’s their hair style getting in the way of their hearing hence the automatic reaction of shouting. Observe if it is the case of women with no hair covering their ears.:rolleyes:

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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 20:18

[QUOTE=AutoStick;1782278]Little kids who Scream in supermarkets….

Parents of little kids , who let them Scream in supermarkets…

How very true your comments are, a favourite one of mine, is why on earth do women find the need to shout whilst on their mobile phones? In or out of a Supermarket.

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By: ThreeSpool - 2nd August 2011 at 20:05

People on mobile phones wind me up, especially when driving. I cannot think of a single thing that is so important that you must continue driving and talking.

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By: inkworm - 2nd August 2011 at 19:47

Speed limits on roadworks that the signs claim are there to protect the workers but it is 10pm on a Sunday and there is no other traffic on the road or signs of life, still the variable speed limit cameras though.

Oh and students.

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By: AutoStick - 2nd August 2011 at 19:46

Little kids who Scream in supermarkets….

Parents of little kids , who let them Scream in supermarkets…

Parents ( Moms) , who continue mobile phone conversations whilst said kids are Screaming in supermarkets .

Non disabled drivers who park in disabled parking slots!!

People who let dogs crap on the footpath & dont clean it up!!

People who think I can get back in my car , when they have parked 2″ from my drivers door!!!

The Royal Navy poncing about buying an unknown fighter—when there are Brilliant alternatives already out there!!

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By: ZRX61 - 2nd August 2011 at 19:43

US Lawyers. I have never had to deal with any profession with such a high percentage of complete idiots. I’m dealing with SEVEN of these clowns right now on a custody issue & every damn one of them is an utter thicko. I even had to explain to one of them what Due Process under the 14th amendment was last week.
Another one told me he had all he needed to go to court, said he’d pick up all the files etc… & then proceeded to get reamed by the Judge for not having the files he said he’d get & then blamed ME for not giving them to him.. even tho I don’t have them, another lawyer does & that lawyer was supposed to forward the files within 48 hours.. not 30 frigging days… Hello???? FFS!

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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 19:16

roadracer. Apart from the VAT and euro, I agree with just about everything you have said. Tailgating, I.M.H.O. should incurr a ban for 3 months.
Having dealt with loads of Accidents, many had been caused by, sorry lads, but HGV drivers who are on a mission to make sure no one gets between them, and the HGV in front.
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By: roadracer - 2nd August 2011 at 19:05

What gets me going?

Politicians.

Lying politicians….or are there any other kind?

Fools who dont know anything about how to use lanes at a roundabout. Other fools who drive down the fastlane on a motorway at 15/20mph below the limit with no traffic on the inside before EVENTUALLY pulling in and then back out when you pass them by.

Absolute B*****ds who tailgate you when there is no where for you or them to go…and the same kind of *****s who think they have to pull back into the inside lane 1.5 inches in front of you while driving at max speed on the m-way.

Bloody Daniel O’ Donnell during his all too frequent TV interviews.Sorry to all the blue rinse brigade who love him to bits but there you go !

Security men who think they are really policemen and can do what they want.

Taxi drivers who think they can park ANYWHERE no matter who they are holding up and stay there for 10 mins if they deem it ok…( also see tailgaters above)

Sales that arnt really sales because they bumped up the price before the sale.

Resturants/Pubs who think that 6 chips in a egg cup are enough for two people to have with lunch or dinner.

Sherry trifle without the sherry.

Tyres that seem to wear out a hell of a lot quicker than they used to.

The Irish Shopkeepers/ Cafe owners/ Pubs and general prepared food sellers who didnt pass on a recent VAT decrease to their customers even though it was designed to help increase business by encouraging people to spend more.

The big stores who still persist in working out the difference between euro and Sterling at a rate of £1 = E1.50 when it hasnt been at that rate in about 3 years.

AND the same big stores who charge almost THREE times the price for something just because it is two miles inside the border.

Dont get me started…..:mad:

Ohhh nearly forgot untill i heard them barking AGAIN….next doors feckin dogs who bark and bark and bark….and are only shut up when their muppet owners have to go to bed , and arnt drunk enough not to hear them.

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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 18:37

A.S. I have it on good authority, he was /is somewhat very interested in aviation. I mean, he is always FLYING off the handle 😉

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By: AutoStick - 2nd August 2011 at 18:25

I doubt Victor Meldrew had the slightest interest in Civil Airliners……..

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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 17:31

What are you lot like.?.
My very first day back, INNIT, (One of Kevs not so favourite terms), and first Post, and we have G.A. having to get out of his wheelchair, go and sit on his pedal powered dynamo to power his comp up.to put you in your place:D
All that trouble just because you littleuns don’t know where to Post.
In the good old days, I guess this would have been Red Penned by now;)
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By: Grey Area - 2nd August 2011 at 17:13

Now you are very close to the problem in Civil Aviation – AF447 tragedy of why although they had 35,000 feet to play with and were flying all perfect seconds prior to disaster (no bomb) that a supposed competent and licensed flying crew spent so much time being distracted by erroneous ‘Fly By Wire’ cross messages (caused initially by pitots icing up and giving false speed readings)…..

Oh, for pity’s sake!

There’s a thread running on this very subject in Commercial Aviation, Jay.

Why bring it up in here? Was the Commercial Aviation forum hiding up a tree, or something?

Young people today!

Can’t bother themselves to post in the right place but expect everyone else to either pretend they were right all along or to tidy up after them – or both, more often.

And if you do say anything to them all you get back is “You is oppressin my human rights, innit. Chillax, dude. KTHNXBAI” or some similarly mangled remains of whatever it is that passes for the English language these days

When I was a lad, folk used to post in the right place all the time without fainting dead away from the sheer intellectual effort of it all.

This lot today don’t even know they’re born.

And another thing…. why do people always try to force their way onto a crowded train while others are trying to get off it? Ignorant self-centred so-and-sos. 😡

Now….. did someone mention Victor Meldrew? :diablo:

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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 16:56

Sounds horrendously like the M5 to me, as this seems to happen in the Summer when I go down to Cornwall to see my son.Last year a 5 hrs wait, and then the traffic started to move, then when able to boot it, we never did see the reason as to what the hold up was caused by.

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By: laviticus - 2nd August 2011 at 16:19

Traffic jams,normally in my line of work not such a bad thing,late for jobs and in the hotel bar earlier.But traffic jams in summer after a rather long night stint and a two hour drive home.
Now its one of them jams that move really slowly,so no getting out or shutting of eyes for five.I could see the services in front too,which beckons me teasingly with the promise of fresh coffee and two hours free parking and a nap.
To top it off because of the warm weather I’m subjected to everyone else’s taste of music,to my left heavy base that to me sounded like an oil barrel falling down stairs,to my right Amy winehouse and hes singing along.

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By: Moggy C - 2nd August 2011 at 15:33

End of off thread.

That’s my job, not yours.

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By: Lincoln 7 - 2nd August 2011 at 15:26

AutoStick. Your opening line made me chuckle, perhaps, if you had spoken to your wife in a decent manner, she may well have coughed up your dosh 😀

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By: AutoStick - 2nd August 2011 at 14:36

Passwords!! Why dont you recognise my Password ?? You effing , stupid , chip controlled , Tart!!…..

…….Its my freaking bank account !!! Now give me the Money or I’m going to smash you into little bits on the Patio!!!…..I’ve given you my Password!! Now let me in to my Account……………………………………..!!!!!!

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By: ThreeSpool - 2nd August 2011 at 14:20

I fail to see what you are getting at, that autopilot/autothrottles are bad? Should pilots be flying manually all the time? A computer is only as good as the information it receives, and given the situation neither the computer or the pilot really stood a chance.

Edit: http://www.flightglobal.com/articles/2011/08/02/360261/a330340-change-to-inhibit-autopilot-if-airspeed-unreliable.html

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By: nJayM - 2nd August 2011 at 13:47

Threespool,
We will be off thread topic if we continue this here, but yes they did drop out after many erroneous auto corrections.
Immediate take back control (auto pilot and auto thrust) by flight crew is what must happen when something as fundamental as speed displays goes ‘t.ts up’.Try it for real, up 35,000 feet, fly at similar speed, throw something over your speed display ( a paper napkin) and arrest control (auto pilot and auto thrust) with no warning, will you crash ? – I hope not as otherwise you aren’t learning the basics of being a good pilot. End of off thread.

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