And on the bonus side…a spare radio aerial.

Hibernating for over a year and a half? Um, right.

😮 But i bet you will still look and hope and wish next time go go near Loch Ness 😮

Nah, its connected to the sea [/sarcasm] so all I need to do is pop down to the shore and have a gaze there…;o)

Gosh, you must be a cheap date…;o)

Yeah, but he asked…

But little fish have of habit growing in to very large fish, beluga sturgeon at 15ft long would get your attention don’t you think.

Granted, but it is not going to make a habit of annually negotiating the locks/fish runs/weirs, is it.

Imagine something like a large snake ,only needs to eat once every blue moon then they hide away to digest it ,also being cold blooded their metabolism can pretty much shut down.

And they do like to breathe that air, don’t they. Mmm-mmm! Which it couldn’t do if it was hibernating at the bottom of bleedin’ Loch Ness! That is not taking into account what Mogs said about the size of the meal it would need before hand, either…

This is a true story guys…

So where was your hook? Was it 85ft down, or was it bobbing around a bit shallower? Just because the bottom was 85ft it doesn’t necessarily follow that the hook was also at that depth.

It could have been a nuclear Gannet…;o)

“And that’s the furthest I stretched my chewing gum, pater…”

“So I can have all this bit now, and the rest on your coronation, yah?”