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  • in reply to: General Discussion #264888
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    “And this thingy here is a…maaaaaap!”

    in reply to: General Discussion #264895
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    …Maybe its his update?

    in reply to: General Discussion #264908
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    How far East?

    Not Java, I hope…

    in reply to: General Discussion #264911
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    Um, the info as given was deciphered by me as you were dangling your rod in water that was 85ft deep (I cannot dispute the depth, but then I wasn’t, was I…). Now, I have no idea how far down you go to drown your worm, or whether you were bottom fishing, I was merely trying to establish if the hook was at the bottom.

    Do you eat what you catch, or did you mount it?;o)

    in reply to: General Discussion #264918
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    Meh, can’t he just put a hat on when moderating…?

    in reply to: General Discussion #264757
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    No, we/I let him fly away, pesky bird.

    Yeah, right. The one that got away…

    Bloody lying fishermen.

    in reply to: General Discussion #264772
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    Imagination…? Me…? Um…

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    Err, no.

    in reply to: General Discussion #264812
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    Something could be dropped by a bird into the Ness, probably but verrrrrrrr unlikely.
    Just as likely as, for example, the haggis dragging the beastie in over the hills for a giggle.

    in reply to: General Discussion #264564
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    There is always that old saying about men are from Mars…;o)

    Where did you say you were from again?

    in reply to: General Discussion #264569
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    SNAF, It’s very noticeable, that you have a “Thing” about Aliens. Is there a specific reason why??.

    They are mysterious, lost, and…alien. I suspect that several of you are in fact aliens and I am trying to track down which of you are.
    Can you prove you hold the appropriate papers to live on this planet, sir?

    If they treat the poor creature and make it well they will probably find it is a mongrel-starving and homeless but i suspect they dont become rich and famous for catching a malnourished hound.What does a vet say ? –oh they haven’t taken it to a vet yet i suppose.

    It could just as easily be a malnourished chupacabra; have you not thought about that?
    It could be malnourished because it’s diet mainly consists of brains, like a zombies, but then it has to contend with…Bubba. Oh dear.

    in reply to: General Discussion #264574
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    Are you saying it got lost swimming upstream from Loch Ness, having negotiated the weirs and locks?

    It might be….(Sorry) they might be…the Loch Ness monsters!!!

    in reply to: General Discussion #264579
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    But it has a Porsch badge on the front.

    in reply to: General Discussion #264601
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    MARTIANS!”!!^*(&%^$!!

    ITS BLEDDY MARTIANS!!”£$%%^&*&^$£!!!

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    Hey look a weird bright light was spotted on Mars

    Do you see it? There’s a little beacon of light in the photograph of Mars above. It’s on the left side of the photo and it’s pretty darn bright. What could it be? More importantly, what do we want it to be? A Martian signal keeping track of the Curiosity rover? An alien laser beam? A key to a secret portal in the universe? A superhero?

    Anything in our imagination is way better than NASA’s explanation of the light: which they’re saying “might be due to the sun glinting off a rock or cosmic rays striking the camera’s detector”. Lame.

    Here’s what Justin Maki of NASA’s Jet Propulsion Laboratory and leader of the team that built and operates the Navigation Camera says:

    “In the thousands of images we’ve received from Curiosity, we see ones with bright spots nearly every week… These can be caused by cosmic-ray hits or sunlight glinting from rock surfaces, as the most likely explanations.”
    Come on NASA, don’t downplay the lights! At least entertain the thought that Curiosity has stumbled across some secret Mars base. Maybe! NASA says:

    The bright spots appear in images from the right-eye camera of the stereo Navcam, but not in images taken within one second of those by the left-eye camera. Maki said, “Normally we can quickly identify the likely source of a bright spot in an image based on whether or not it occurs in both images of a stereo pair. In this case, it’s not as straightforward because of a blocked view from the second camera on the first day.”

    http://sploid.gizmodo.com/hey-look-a-weird-bright-light-was-spotted-on-mars-1561160862

    Its still the Martians, I tell you…[/sulk]

    in reply to: General Discussion #264436
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    “Rehearsed in the media?” What has that to do with this story? The media reported this, it has gone for publication; it didn’t report the destruction of villages when it was told that the army was helping with reconstruction and it didn’t say much about the number of civilian dead – don’t know about you but if I had been the army doing something I didn’t want reporting I’d keep the media away from the area the story is taking place and feed them happy smiles too.
    Maybe what you were thinking of was another book that the MoD spent a lot of money buying up and pulping to save face:

    The row echoes an incident three years ago in which Sunday Times journalist Toby Harnden had his book, an account of a British deployment to Helmand, pulped because of MoD objections.

    The MoD bought up the entire first run of Dead Men Risen: The Welsh Guards and the Real Story of Britain’s War in Afghanistan and pulped it. After minor amendments, it was reprinted.

    Writing in the Telegraph at the time, Harnden said: “The truth is that the MoD was really motivated by politics and by embarrassment.”

    http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2014/apr/09/territorial-soldier-resigns-book-afghanistan

    As I recall they changes were exceedingly minor, more along the lines of some petty civil servant not backing down over something that had already been given the nod, putting his foot down and costing the taxpayer a great deal of money just to prove he had the power to do it.

    Get it straight in your mind – the media is not always the enemy.

    Maybe, just maybe, there was a screw up with intelligence which was perpetuated, leading to our troops going in like legalised hooligans and getting hated by the locals with a memory for history – at least, all the locals who didn’t have an axe to grind and a target in mind. Remember, this story came from an observing TA officer who was tasked with telling the recent history of Afghanistan and not some scribbler out for a sensational splash that would be the talk of the chattering classes for…oh, two or three days at best.
    Do you remember the army recruiting poster about officers taking off their sunglasses before talking with locals/natives/distressed peoples? We lost that advantage in Afghanistan so we lost respect.

    Legacy? We are pulling out of Afghanistan shortly, and when we go there will still be murder on the streets, women will still be targeted for wanting to be educated, people will still be vilified for associating with outsiders and adopting western affectations – all in the name of religion. And all we seem to focus on is that our troops are pulling out.

    in reply to: General Discussion #264460
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    Ha ah – something to hide you have?

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