Probably by existing; that is how it works around here…
Anyway, how exactly would Sam solve the problem – he sorts out every other bloody problem in that town, which appears to have no other services other than a fire brigade; where are the police, why have the RNLI discharged their ‘responsibility’ to a bunch of firefighters, what happened to the Italians (and their OTT accents) who originally ran a restaurant in the town but who mysteriously disappeared without comment about the same time the man with the placards proclaiming Home Rule For Wales was fingered for burning holiday cottages owned by Britons? And how come Norman has never been taken into care by Social Services? If Elvis really is that useless who is he blackmailing in order to retain his job? Where are the tourists? Where is the school? Who would hire that incompetent handyman for any job short of peeling a banana?
Just waiting for Sam to deal with a mass slaughter by suicide bomber, although since the town doesn’t appear to have more than ten inhabitants…?
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