I was steaming clothes in the shop I work in this morning and it suddenly dawned on me….this is probably the only chance I’ll get any time soon to lift up womens skirts and not get into trouble over it!!!!!

I’m still smiling now :diablo: :dev2: :diablo:

Watching a car load of Chavs park in a disabled car park at the hospital …and then walk away laughing after they were challenged by an elderly gentleman!!!

I ******* hate chavs!!!!

Oooops….I just swore again so I guess that doesn’t count. The clothes steamer, when running low on water, starts buzzing like its going to explode…..scared the hell out of me this morning 😀 😀 😀

A old-friend of my mothers is from Africa and she’s completely black…if you understand my meaning…

…but hell, if she wasn’t the most rasist woman I’ve ever met 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀 She taught me many an “anti-black” joke 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

I wonder if perhaps us “white” people should complain to the ruddy government and all these pc idiots about being called white….I’d say we’re more a creamy tan colour myself 😀 😀 😀

It seems to me that a white man may not call a ‘black’ man “black”, yet a ‘black’ man is more than able to call a ‘white’ man “white” yet neither are either black or white.

Plus the fact that it should be politically incorrect to substitude the term black with the term coloured as black is technically a shade and not a colour – as is white!

I was senior cadet (Flt Sgt) at the DF we set up and on our first ever enrollment night we had the wing padre.
Imagine if you can we are all stood in the classroom we used at the time, the parents of the enrollees are all gathered at the back of the room and myself and the three other cadets that transferred over with me are stood against the walls.
The padre is giving he spiel about what a great institution the Air Cadet was and I was only slightly listening when I heard him say…
“When I look around this room, I see years of experience to guide these new cadets. How many years do you reckon there are in this room Flight Sargeant?”
Panic! “Erm… Oh God knows…” was my reply and without missing a beat the padre replied as my hand shot to my mouth…
“I’m sure he does”
The room errupted with laughter and I wished the floor would swallow me up….

You should have said “twice as many as there are heads” 😀 😀 😀

I must admit it made me laugh….especially when my brother was telling us how prim and proper she was and couldn’t understand it when we all started roaring 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

Terrible shame 🙁 🙁 🙁

God bless.

However, we shouldn’t tar them all with the same brush. Its a shame how 99% of MP’s are giving all the rest such a bad name.;)

“Never in the field of MP’s expenses was so much taken from so many by so few”

I couldn’t agree more if I tried! 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

Now THAT post made me smile today but that’s a different thread 😀 😀 😀

Some sonofabitch who thinks it’s clever to text my brother all night saying that he’s sleeping with his girlfriend and he’s going to throw her off the top of a dam….or in front of a speeding car.

Then sends him one more text to say he’s just joking around.

Some ******* joke!!!!!

Gaddamn sick sonofabitch…..when I get hold of whoever it is they won’t have even a traditional sense of humour.

I bloody hate people like that!!!!