Knowing that I don’t actually have a lot of work to be getting on with today…..ah, the peace and quiet 😀 😀 😀

Of course they are,it’s our national dish,though that’s not Mr. Bee’s excuse.It must be a male thing,because as you know,women,especially HM the Queen,NEVER pass wind .

Maybe you could enlighten my brothers (very outwardly prim and proper) girlfriend on that…..she’s the worst out of all of us 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

I don’t think I’ve ever had a curry 🙁 🙁 🙁

No, I just needed to fart really badly 😀 😀 😀

…..it worked too…..it was the worst fart I ever did 😀 😀 😀

Waking up this morning and realising that I had no hangover whatsoever 😀 😀 😀

I think they call it “jargon”…..I can’t speak it either.

I think it’s like “klingon” exept it does what it says on the tin and it’s not sticky 😀 😀 😀

I can speak “Random” fluently 😀 😀 😀 LMFAO 😀

I once farted in a library whilst trying (in vain) to silence it by sqeezing as much and as tightly as possible…

…The result was the loudest, highest pitch and longest lasting fart I have ever heared in my life!!!!

And that wasn’t even the most embarrassing moment of my life 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

A book that we have here called “50 New Things To Do With John Major” – or something to that effect.

Didn’t necessarily make me smile – more sort of wet myself whilst rolling on the floor howling with laughter 😀 😀 😀

Got some strange looks off the customers – especially the girl in the short skirt (IF ONLY :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:)

The damn rain….had to walk several miles to work this morning because my taxi didn’t turn up….got soaked and still sneeeeeeeeeezing nooooooooooowwww!!!!

I regret that that DID make me swear….in several languages 😀 😀 😀