The damn rain….had to walk several miles to work this morning because my taxi didn’t turn up….got soaked and still sneeeeeeeeeezing nooooooooooowwww!!!!

I regret that that DID make me swear….in several languages 😀 😀 😀

How come all of a sudden Nessie’s female ?

No-one knows where she is (not even her) and she never c*mes when you want her to 😀 😀 😀

:diablo: :diablo: :diablo:

Swearing is good for the soul – it stops other people from becoming souls!!!

My brothers guitar always seems to get in my way….that always makes me swear.

I reckon Nessie got lost 😀 😀 😀 Maybe she’s scared of the dark 😀 😀 😀

We all know that many women can’t read maps 😀 😀 😀 – especially if it’s dark!!!

(Although women do make pretty good drivers and pilots – providing they aren’t looking at a map at the time 😀 😀 :D)

What made me laugh today was one of those quizzes I took on facebook…

…hey, I’m a poet and I damn well know it 😀 😀 😀

Your cousin sounds like he’s all a*se and no class!!!

You can say that again….it even made his eyes water.

Although it didn’t really make me smile….more sort of roll around on the floor laughing my poor aching guts up and randomly losing consciousness due to the lack of oxygen 😀 😀 😀

Think I need an portable oxygen tank to take with me next time 😀 😀 😀

Q: What is the difference between a Rolling Stone and a Scotsman?
A: The Rolling Stone says, “Hey, you! Get off of my cloud.”
The Scotsman says, “Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!”

😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀

I’ll have to remember that one 😀 😀 😀

The look on the waitresses face when she caught a wiff of my cousins ass gas (:D 😀 :D) in the cafe this morning.

Anyone order scrambled eggs???? 😀 😀 😀 LMAO 😀