Quite right! 😀 😀 😀

Thought it was 😀 😀 😀

Well, I’m alright in here then 😀 😀 😀 You don’t get much more warped than me 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

I believe in Nessie!

(Well, I don’t want to be the one responsible for killing her…or maybe that’s just fairy-folk 😀 😀 :D)

I prefer to keep an open mind…just in case I eventually meet Nessie and she decides to get her revenge 😀 😀 😀

Never was too keen of suffering the revenge-streaks of the, dare I say it……..females 😀 😀 😀

I don’t think us blokes were ever meant to figure out the mystery of Nessie……..just like we were never meant to understand human women 😀 😀 😀

It’s all right Steve, Anna has a slightly warped sense of humour. You’ve been a regular on here long enough to have realised that.

Oooops. I thought a warped sense of humour was compulsory in here 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

Well, it should be 😀 😀 😀

Don’t really know what made me smile today.

Other than the fact that it’s my Birthday 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

No, probably the way that my cousins backside sounds like a trumpet in the morning. Maybe if I poked him with a needle he’d explode in a deadly mushroom cloud of methane 😀 😀 😀

And the fact that I don’t have to work today 😀 😀 😀

That’s the one!!! 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

I have to admit I’m still laughing about it now. It made my day then and it has now 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀

What idiots!!!

My local level crossing isn’t so bad though, the trains actually have to stop for the driver to activate the lights and barriers before proceding.

Not got my application yet 😀 😀 😀 Hope it doesn’t take much longer.

Why do people (myself included) want to become police officers 😀 😀 😀 LOL 😀 God only knows 😀 😀 😀