RE: Uninteresting!!!

In my defense and that of the Hello post all i said was “hello”, a simple broadcast to the forum that i had arrived, nothing trite about it.

What it does show is that the forum is made up of a lot of very friendly people.

RE: Saab… Another question for you.

Ok Saab my old china… see if you can answer this question for me. ‘Tis been bugging me for years and yesterday i filled the minds of my fellow work mates with confusion.

Why does one side of the moon always face the earth?

Lots of people say because it doesn’t rotate on its axis but surely this can’t be true otherwise we would see different parts of the moons surface depending on what part of its orbit its in.

This can only mean that the moon rotates at the same speed as it orbits the earth. But if this is the case then one side of the moon wouldn’t constantly be dark, meaning the moon would have a day and a night (presumably lasting 27 days or there abouts).

So whats the answer????

have fun =o)

RE: REINSTALLING LOVE.COM

A friend is having trouble with his system. Last year he upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which he’d used for years without trouble.

However, apparently there are conflicts between these two systems. The only solution was to try and run Girlfriend with the sound turned off. But to make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as; Lads Night Out 3.1, Golf 2 and Playboy 6.0. Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better, Girlfriend 3.0 has many bugs and left a virus in his system, forcing him to shut down completely for several weeks. Eventually he tried installing Girlfriend 2.1 as well as Girlfriend 1.0 only to discover when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to all his hardware.

Sensing a way out, he upgraded to Fiancée 1.0 only to discover to his dismay that this system requires rapid upgrading to Wife 1.0. However, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources it does come bundled with FreeSexPlus and Cleanhouse 2000. But imagine my friends disappointment though on discovering Wife 1.0 can be unstable and costly to maintain, any mistakes he makes are automatically stored in Wife 1.0 Hard-drive and can not be deleted, they then resurface months later.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic InterDiary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter. Wife 1.0 also automatically runs PhotoSTROP and WINGEzip and no option on the Help menu seems to work, leaving him to try and GUESS the fault himself. The system footprint needs updating regularly requiring Shoeshop browser Pro for new attachments – Hairstyle express needs to be reinstalled every other week. It also refused some of the new Games and attachments he wanted to try, stating they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to Lotus Car 1.0 it often crashes or runs the system dry.

Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which can’t be turned off. Recently he’s been tempted to try Mistress 2000 add-on, but there could be problems. If wife 1.0 detects the presence of mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

RE: Go On….Ask Me Anything!

Here is the really difficult question for you:

Where does my signature quote “Functionless art is simply tolrated vandalism” come from? }>

RE: Go On….Ask Me Anything!

Hmmmmm pretty good,

Along similar lines is the next question but then i think i’ll give you a far more fiendish question:

Who was the voice behind Garfield?

RE: Go On….Ask Me Anything!

Who provided the voice for that loveable cartoon character Jimbo 😉

RE: Merry Xmas La Lalalalalala lalalal

Nice photo 🙂

Happy Xmas everyone

RE: Lets make TIME metric !

>ha…it took thousands of years for humans to perfect the
>time system to sync with our body and now you want to make
>it metric????

Hmmm i always thought humans naturally adopted a 28 hour day cycle or something like that, not twenty four anyway.

As for decimalising the date system i’m all for it… make my life easier as sorting out dates on computers is a nightmare!!!!