That would be Tony “Just call me Tony” Blair and his cabinet of “Okay guys…er. guys… thanks….Now, what can we do to the British aircraft industry to really ram home our let’s-shaft-anything-that-Britain-can-be-proud-of-campaign?
okay..
1) We’ll tell the Heritage Fund not to give the extra needed to get the Vulcan in the air, instead…well, I’m sure there’s some one-armed, ethnically-minoritied, formerly-illegal immigrant who wants to recite poetry standing in a Welsh Mountain stream, holding an apple in one hand and a copy of Sonnets in the other… now, they must need seven grand for that, surely?
[yes folks, such an award was given the same week as the first grant on XH558 was refused…and I kid you NOT! 😮 ]
2) We’ll stop Branson buying up Concorde, even if he does want to run it at a loss… because seeing Concorde fly is a bit too jingoistic in our modern-integrated society, and there were probably no illegal immigrants involved in building her, so it’s not really representative, is it?!
3) Now, how about the Reds… well, once we’ve pulled out the remaining troops (or bodies) from Iraq, will we really need to recruit new pilots?
Anyone got any other ideas… hey, John, what about you…”
Over to Jabba the Hutt lookalike in the corner, scrumming on 30,000 calories of expenses-billed “snacks”…
“Well Tony, I’m too busy sha**ing my secretary to give a f**k about the aircraft heritage of this nation…now, if it’s an old merchant ship that needs a lottery grant…like the one I used to sail in…now there’s a different story. Now can I get back to my lard pie and chips, and don’t bother me any more or I’ll deck ya'”
😉
You voting for the BNP 😉
James
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