awww!! you shouldn’t take the mick dave…… :diablo: :diablo:

NO!!!!!!!!!!!! :diablo: :diablo: :diablo:

Theres a web site for the appretiation of CLOUDS???????
What ever next.

8.Killed a dog 🙁

Someone PLEASE explain to me the need on these forums to go back in and highlight someone else’s comments that we just saw at the top of the page? I mean I can understand it if someone wants to highlight PART of someone’s previous comments and then address that particular comment, by WHY do people persisit in highlighting the WHOLE thing, especially if it’s a lengthy tome that we have all read once….now we have to sit there and scroll down over it AGAIN to get to the person’s response at the bottom! Do us a favor…cut to the chase, highlight the point you want to comment on and save us the repeated reading of the original (and often lengthy) comment and save us some time…..

Now some smartass will highlight this whole thing and make some crass comment….but at least it’s off my mind now…LOL….

Mark

:diablo: :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: :diablo:
dave :rolleyes:

tomb raider II on the ps1(cannot beat the oldies)

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE GIRLS
Name of Girlfriend/Fiance/Partner/Wife:

Im going out.

Signed: (me)__________________________________

dave :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: :diablo: :diablo:

APPLICATION FOR A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS

I request permission for a leave of absence from the highest authority in my life for the following period:

Date_______ Time of departure_______ time of return_________
NOT to exceed:

Should permission be granted,i do solemnly swear to only visit the locations stated below,at the stated times.I agree to refrain from hitting on or flirting with other women.I shall not even speak to other females,exept as expressly permitted in writing below.I will not turn of my mobile after two pints,nor shall i consume above the allowed volume of alcohol without first phoning for a taxi AND calling you for a verbal waiver of said alcohol allowance.I understand that even if permission is granted to go out,my girlfriend/fiance/wife retains the right to be pi22ed off with me the following week for no valid reason whatsoever.

Amount of alcohol allowed(units) Beer_____ Wine____ Liquor____ Total____

Locations to be visited Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:
Location: From: To:

Females with whom conversation is permitted ________________________

IMPORTANT-STRIPPER CLAUSE:Not withstanding the female contact permitted above,i promise to refrain from coming within one hundred feet of a stripper of exotic dancer.Violation of this stripper clause shall be grounds for immediate termination of the relationship.

I acknowledge my position in life.I know who wears the trousers in our relationship,and i agree its not me.I promise to abide by your rules & regulations.I understand that this is going to cost me a fortune in chocolates & flowers.You reserve the right to obtain and use my credit cards whenever you wish to do so.I hereby promise to take you on an unlimited shopping spree,should i not return home by the approved time.On my way home,i will not pick a fight with any stranger,nor shall i conductbin depth discussions with the said entity.Upon my return home,i promise not to urinate anywhere other than in the toilet.In addition,i will refrain from waking you up,breathing my vile breath in your face,and attempting to breed like a (drunken)rabbit.

I declare that to the best of my knowledge(of which i have none compared to my BETTER half),the above information is correct.

Signed-Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband:___________________________

_________________________________________________________________

Request is:APPROVED________ DENIED_______

This decision is not negotiable.If approved,cut permission slip below and carry at all times.
————————————————————————–
Permission for my Boyfriend/Fiance/Husband to be away for the following period of time:
Date:______ Time of departure:________ Time of return:________
Signed-Girlfriend/Fiance/Wife:_______________________