Was told today that a wasp nest measuring over 7 feet long,has been “discovered” at the bottom of next-door`s garden.An “expert” reckons it could hold over 40,000 of them,and reckons the nest is about 15 years old.Funny thing is that I`ve only had 3 wasps in my house this year :confused:

HOW MANY AIR-BOMBS WOULD I NEED 😀

SEVEN is the answer. The brain cannot process the word “OF” any one who counts all seven first go count your self a genius but three or four is normal.

the paomnnehal pweor of the hmuan mnid.
Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at cmabrigde uinervtisy,it deosnt mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are,the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae,The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit prorbelm.Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef,but the wrod as a wlohe. 😀

amzanighuh?

no. wrong.

that’s the biggest scariest asp Ive seen this week….. 😀

They reckon there’s like 150 pythons loose in the everglades as a result of folks not being able to raise them at home and setting them free….but then they get into the ecosystem and cause havoc there, a system they were not designed to be a part of…..experts reckon some of them die by alligators and other causes….and other times, they have more luck and survive…and then you have THIS…where they both die…

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How do they now its 150 not 200 or even 100.So that means in Brittan there could be millions of goldfish in our sewers. 😀

Still reading spike milligans, where have all the bullets gone,tea break at work only half an hour long and im getting some funny looks when im giggling to my self.

YES, always.
It was the way i was brought up and is the way i bring my sons up,always hold open a door for some one,give up a seat for a lady or some one in more need of it than you.But a recent experience when my eldest (8)stud up on his own accord to give his seat to a young lady who sat down and never thanked him for his gesture, i found difficulty in explaining to him why he did the right thing.I have had on occasion women tut at me because i held a door open for them.Are we doing the right thing some times or is a woman’s mind a dark mysterious place. 🙁 :diablo:

DONT YOU JUST HATE IT WHEN!!!!
You think youve done a fine job at work, only to realise youve made the full production run of cola bottles, UPSIDE DOWN………. 😮 😮