The price of beer,in egham

When men of the Walibri tribe of central Australia greet each other, they shake penises instead of hands. 😮

With reference to the above two posts

(Sorry for sounding like my usual teen self)

The whole general concept of war makes me swear. Why use violence to solve something where the lives of innocent people is being torn apart becuase your too insensitive to think about what it is your actually causing.

No robbie your right, and if kev35 had botherd to read your post im sure he would have agreed,before jumping in with his usual tact.

You can lick your elbow on the inside of the bendy bit. It’s the pointy bit on the outside of the bendy bit that you can’t lick. Sorry if I have confused anyone with complex medical terminology!

im sorry elbow licking is well down the list..

Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.

EH!!!!!

Sex is biochemically no different from eating large quantities of chocolate.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England – but only in tropical fish stores.
A pig’s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.

Number 25, does that mean to find that fact out,someone somewhere has a cow in their bedroom.

Having these roll past the office i was working in…..this job may take awhile…lol

Another great report from my Cardiologist!!!

Good news matey,ill lift a glass of Vasse Felix, Cabernet to you this evening.

Getting two new Goodyear Eagle F1 Asymm tyres for my car, we have grip again.:D

Grip on the front OR back:eek: