Ryan air are pleased to announce that given the current engineering emergency that use of the toilets is now available at a reduced rate of 50p a time. Please form an orderly queue behind the pilot and first officer.

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The horses I used to ride were, well lets say highly strung! but they were racehorses.

Racehorses !,even worse, nutty as a squirrels fart.

The problem is horses sense fear ! they then use it to their benefit, so you have to let them know who is the BOSS and then maintain that position.

And that ALL horses are MAD!!!!!!

pete, i had to chuckle to myself about the famous HERSHEY BAR ,my old mate jack used to say to me “Nipper bl***y yanks,yer could hear em and smell em cumming for miles.With their big gobs,perfume and cigarettes and as for their bl***y lousy chocolate”:D
Not a man to mince his words our jack.

Related subject……Another brand that has flooded the market with their cheap tosh is Maynards (Wine gums and such like). They are apallingly naff. Lions are the ones to have, but becoming harder to find each year.

I may have made your day mate, if you like lions midget gems the ones with the proper black(liquorice),try ASDAs smart price ones there one and the same.

Oh, and BL***Y HELL petes a crisp connoisseur you’d never have thunk it.

I’ve found out what’s causing it now.

Me too, its a 12 year old bushmills im sure.
Any way, congratulations.

Not a big crisps fan ,exept ready salted, the ones with the litttle blue bag in.
BUT if they could capture Mildenhall burgers then ill be sold.