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  • in reply to: General Discussion #323427
    laviticus
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    Nice ones:D 😀
    We only seem to have cbeebies on these days they only have ten or so programs and repeat these four times a day.
    Btw the BBC must have the biggest revenue of all the terrestrial TV channels ,so how come they take the least risks in TV programming?

    in reply to: Any excuse is better than none #1934929
    laviticus
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    Nice ones:D 😀
    We only seem to have cbeebies on these days they only have ten or so programs and repeat these four times a day.
    Btw the BBC must have the biggest revenue of all the terrestrial TV channels ,so how come they take the least risks in TV programming?

    in reply to: General Discussion #323449
    laviticus
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    Social suicide????:D 😀 😀
    It was a Capri with probably the police in the cassette.lol
    OOOO the curry would be baaaad,the aroma would last forever too.But i don’t think anything beats a over active child in the back full to the brim with pop,crisps and other seaside goodies,when you get that “dad i think i’m going to be s……………………………………”.BLAAAAAAaaaaaaaa.:(

    in reply to: Blonde+Mobile+Gravy = bad combination #1934941
    laviticus
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    Social suicide????:D 😀 😀
    It was a Capri with probably the police in the cassette.lol
    OOOO the curry would be baaaad,the aroma would last forever too.But i don’t think anything beats a over active child in the back full to the brim with pop,crisps and other seaside goodies,when you get that “dad i think i’m going to be s……………………………………”.BLAAAAAAaaaaaaaa.:(

    in reply to: General Discussion #323535
    laviticus
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    Ivan,i saw Bill hicks in edinburgh at the fringe,in a tent believe it or not, the mans observations on life and its Odyssey’s was pure genius.Now genius is not a word that should be bantered about willy nilly,but among the few i do count as a genius ,is billy Connolly.Billys exhausting brand of stand up leaving you fighting for breath and praying for just a break,also his reverence for life the country and his background totally amazes me,just imagine having teachers like Fred dibnah and billy when you were at school.

    in reply to: Statue for les #1934971
    laviticus
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    Ivan,i saw Bill hicks in edinburgh at the fringe,in a tent believe it or not, the mans observations on life and its Odyssey’s was pure genius.Now genius is not a word that should be bantered about willy nilly,but among the few i do count as a genius ,is billy Connolly.Billys exhausting brand of stand up leaving you fighting for breath and praying for just a break,also his reverence for life the country and his background totally amazes me,just imagine having teachers like Fred dibnah and billy when you were at school.

    in reply to: General Discussion #323540
    laviticus
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    Any suggestions as to what I can plaster the glove box and radio with this time.
    I’m hoping for a brunette this time.;)

    Ive always found lucozade the most impressive for in car mess.
    Once i bought a can from a petrol station on a long drive up to middlesbrough late at night.Im guessing the bored attendant had shook all the pop cans up.
    While doing mildly over eighty,i opend the can to a what can only be discribed as an impressive explosion of sugar and glucose ,the bright fluorescent orange picked out beautifully in the motorway lights, streamed every where.
    It took days to clean the interior,the glove box stuck shut every time the car got hot ,no matter how many times i washed it.As for the white chinos i was wearing(it was the eighties) they never recovered.:mad: :rolleyes:

    in reply to: Blonde+Mobile+Gravy = bad combination #1934974
    laviticus
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    Any suggestions as to what I can plaster the glove box and radio with this time.
    I’m hoping for a brunette this time.;)

    Ive always found lucozade the most impressive for in car mess.
    Once i bought a can from a petrol station on a long drive up to middlesbrough late at night.Im guessing the bored attendant had shook all the pop cans up.
    While doing mildly over eighty,i opend the can to a what can only be discribed as an impressive explosion of sugar and glucose ,the bright fluorescent orange picked out beautifully in the motorway lights, streamed every where.
    It took days to clean the interior,the glove box stuck shut every time the car got hot ,no matter how many times i washed it.As for the white chinos i was wearing(it was the eighties) they never recovered.:mad: :rolleyes:

    in reply to: General Discussion #323552
    laviticus
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    Shame:(
    Thanks for all the laughs as Mr Humphrey’s and probably one of the best panto stage actors for a long time.
    RIP

    IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE:)

    in reply to: R.I.P. John Inman…. #1934983
    laviticus
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    Shame:(
    Thanks for all the laughs as Mr Humphrey’s and probably one of the best panto stage actors for a long time.
    RIP

    IM FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE:)

    in reply to: General Discussion #323562
    laviticus
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    Greg did you know there’s a JP sticking out of yer boot.:diablo: 😀
    dave

    in reply to: My Saab Grippen #1934989
    laviticus
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    Greg did you know there’s a JP sticking out of yer boot.:diablo: 😀
    dave

    in reply to: General Discussion #323665
    laviticus
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    I feel some of the more modern comedians feel just to shock is funny, But comedy is more than that.

    Agreed martin and its old hat don’t you think,bernard manning has done this for years and among the best of the bunch ,a comic called bill hicks, sadly not with us. But his thought provoking humor along with biting wit i did enjoy.
    http://www.billhicks.com/
    Don’t get me wrong, I’m no nun and do like blue humour ,but only when its done slick and well .Chubby brown always comes to mind and having met the man dozens of times, i must say he was one of the nicest comics ive ever met.

    in reply to: Statue for les #1935044
    laviticus
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    I feel some of the more modern comedians feel just to shock is funny, But comedy is more than that.

    Agreed martin and its old hat don’t you think,bernard manning has done this for years and among the best of the bunch ,a comic called bill hicks, sadly not with us. But his thought provoking humor along with biting wit i did enjoy.
    http://www.billhicks.com/
    Don’t get me wrong, I’m no nun and do like blue humour ,but only when its done slick and well .Chubby brown always comes to mind and having met the man dozens of times, i must say he was one of the nicest comics ive ever met.

    in reply to: General Discussion #323689
    laviticus
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    People like bland brand still haven’t been tested yet lets see if there still popular with a new audience in twenty or god forbid fifty years,like harry and spike were.
    Im very choosy with new talent believe me ive seen hundreds of live acts some good some utter crap.
    Among the new acts ,peter kay shines far above the rest at the moment just because of his inoffensive humour and hes a class writer.

    But enough of pulling at petes hackles:diablo: :diablo:
    Id like to add to the list the great Stanley unwin.
    http://www.stanleyunwin.com/home2.htm

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