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  • in reply to: Statue for les #1935059
    laviticus
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    People like bland brand still haven’t been tested yet lets see if there still popular with a new audience in twenty or god forbid fifty years,like harry and spike were.
    Im very choosy with new talent believe me ive seen hundreds of live acts some good some utter crap.
    Among the new acts ,peter kay shines far above the rest at the moment just because of his inoffensive humour and hes a class writer.

    But enough of pulling at petes hackles:diablo: :diablo:
    Id like to add to the list the great Stanley unwin.
    http://www.stanleyunwin.com/home2.htm

    in reply to: General Discussion #323841
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    The factory just a short way down the road had just such a system “guarding” the employees car park.

    Once the local yoof cottoned on, all you could hear some nights was an amplified voice shouting:

    “Gerra way from my car you little b*****ds, p*** off home or I’ll come down after yer…”

    😀

    We have something similar but nothing is said just a bit of sneaking about and BUMP:diablo:
    As for civil liberties ,apparently your all ready caught on camera one hundred times a day ,your movements and habits are tracked through your credit or debit card usage, your monitored through your phone calls, mobiles can be tracked so they know where you are when out, funnily enough ,you even leave foot prints on the eather web,civil liberties,depends how you look at it, if all this hopefully stops the odd nutter killing innocent folk, tracking of pedos the systematic hunting down of organized crime,im in and if they fetch in id cards with dna,so, i have nothing to hide……..

    in reply to: Talking CCTV… Good or Bad #1935102
    laviticus
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    The factory just a short way down the road had just such a system “guarding” the employees car park.

    Once the local yoof cottoned on, all you could hear some nights was an amplified voice shouting:

    “Gerra way from my car you little b*****ds, p*** off home or I’ll come down after yer…”

    😀

    We have something similar but nothing is said just a bit of sneaking about and BUMP:diablo:
    As for civil liberties ,apparently your all ready caught on camera one hundred times a day ,your movements and habits are tracked through your credit or debit card usage, your monitored through your phone calls, mobiles can be tracked so they know where you are when out, funnily enough ,you even leave foot prints on the eather web,civil liberties,depends how you look at it, if all this hopefully stops the odd nutter killing innocent folk, tracking of pedos the systematic hunting down of organized crime,im in and if they fetch in id cards with dna,so, i have nothing to hide……..

    in reply to: General Discussion #323873
    laviticus
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    Talking cctv is a must in car parks.
    Hay that’s a parent and child space ,,,,SO WHERES YER KID THEN……
    or my particular favorite, oy grandad ,the white lines are for parking IN BETWEEN.

    in reply to: Talking CCTV… Good or Bad #1935122
    laviticus
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    Talking cctv is a must in car parks.
    Hay that’s a parent and child space ,,,,SO WHERES YER KID THEN……
    or my particular favorite, oy grandad ,the white lines are for parking IN BETWEEN.

    in reply to: General Discussion #323878
    laviticus
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    Im staying away from the blonde gags, i know a blonde and she can run faster than me.:eek: :rolleyes:
    Now ginger gags and im in….:diablo:

    in reply to: Blonde+Mobile+Gravy = bad combination #1935124
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    Im staying away from the blonde gags, i know a blonde and she can run faster than me.:eek: :rolleyes:
    Now ginger gags and im in….:diablo:

    in reply to: General Discussion #323883
    laviticus
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    I agree with you Barry ,without good writers most comedians wouldn’t be propelled into the stardom they have.
    And one of these greatest comic genius writers has to be ,Barry cryer, hes written for such talents as Dave allen ,Stanley baxter and even Richard pryor.
    He even had a no1 record in 1958.
    And best of all ,hes a yorkshireman.:D 😀
    Barry co wrote with another, sadly now passed away, Willy rushton,a brilliant satirist and one of the co founders of private eye.By the way willy has a blue plaque commemorated to him at mornington crescent tube station..

    in reply to: Statue for les #1935128
    laviticus
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    I agree with you Barry ,without good writers most comedians wouldn’t be propelled into the stardom they have.
    And one of these greatest comic genius writers has to be ,Barry cryer, hes written for such talents as Dave allen ,Stanley baxter and even Richard pryor.
    He even had a no1 record in 1958.
    And best of all ,hes a yorkshireman.:D 😀
    Barry co wrote with another, sadly now passed away, Willy rushton,a brilliant satirist and one of the co founders of private eye.By the way willy has a blue plaque commemorated to him at mornington crescent tube station..

    in reply to: General Discussion #324015
    laviticus
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    charlie drake did the famous wallpaper routine ,now done on stage by the equally entertaining chuckle brothers.
    dick emery’s ooo you are awful, but i like you character was mandy.:D
    but as for drag acts Lilly savage live must be the best.

    in reply to: Statue for les #1935205
    laviticus
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    charlie drake did the famous wallpaper routine ,now done on stage by the equally entertaining chuckle brothers.
    dick emery’s ooo you are awful, but i like you character was mandy.:D
    but as for drag acts Lilly savage live must be the best.

    in reply to: General Discussion #324030
    laviticus
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    Are,but in the right hands,some one with a caustic wit or view to the absurd ,it could be worth every penny.Public pillory without the rotten fruit to clean up.:diablo: 😀 😀

    in reply to: Talking CCTV… Good or Bad #1935210
    laviticus
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    Are,but in the right hands,some one with a caustic wit or view to the absurd ,it could be worth every penny.Public pillory without the rotten fruit to clean up.:diablo: 😀 😀

    in reply to: General Discussion #324038
    laviticus
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    Did you know that the soft top of a triumph spitfire are notoriously easy to undo from the inside ,one good kick….most off putting you know:rolleyes:

    in reply to: Keep it cool lads #1935214
    laviticus
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    Did you know that the soft top of a triumph spitfire are notoriously easy to undo from the inside ,one good kick….most off putting you know:rolleyes:

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