‘I’m astonished that Politically Correct brigade are allowing the Olympics to go ahead at all when one considers:
Sport is competitive and unfair on those who aren’t any good at it
Glorifies success rather than congratulates failure (surely everyone should get a medal so it’s “inclusive”)
Events involving firearms! My god!
Events involving people enslaving animals (horse riding!)
It’s nations versus nations and therefore, by definition, “racist” and quite probably xenophobic too
Javelin throwing is clearly taking the **** out of 3rd world countries chucking speers at HRH Phil
Swimming discriminates against people afraid of water
Tennis discriminates against people who don’t have Eastern European names
Rowing is an elitest sport only ‘played’ by public schools (the others can’t afford to own rivers)
The Womens 4 x 400 Relay is sexist since no men are in it
The Mens 3,000m Steeplechase is sexist cos no women are in it
There aren’t any sports open only to gay ethnic minorities with disabilities so it’s unfair on them too
High Jumping is heightist and discriminates against those with vertigo
Long Jumping is shortist, where’s the Short Jumping?
Triple Jumping discriminates against people who are numerically challenged
Cycling discriminates against unicyclists
Boxing is too violent, this year they will not be allowed to hit their opponent
Gymnastics discrminates against lardies who look bad in leotards
Discus throwing you can discuss amongst yourselves.’
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