1) Women who insist on transporting their little darlings about in massive people carriers…particularly the school run…
2) On a similar note, women who attempt to drive cars that they don’t really know how to handle. If it’s too big to handle, get a Micra!
3) Lingerie designers who think that women who require bras in sizes bigger than a 38D are all old biddies who just love skanky old boring white harnasses to shove their thrupenny bits in…helloooooooooo! I want to wear something sexy and fun, not two ******* parachutes tied together! 😡
4) ****s who decide to drive at 60mph in the outside lane when there’s nothing in the inside lane for them to overtake…and then wonder why they get overtaken in the inside…
5) Utility companies…the works of the Devil himself…
6) Ditto banks…Barclays in particular…
7) Parents who let their kids run riot in shops, cafes/restaurants/, places of interest etc…you might enjoy the sound of little Johnny or Mary screaming, smashing things, throwing things about, and being downright obnoxious, but I DON’T!
8) Cyclists in Cambridge who insist on cycling in the dark with no lights on, and in dark clothing…oh I’m sorry, I forgot…I’m supposed to have equipped with night vision and be able to spot you a mile off…well for pete’s sake, help me out here!
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