omg! Panic! at the disco Rok!!!!

And THAT, my soon to be enlightened friend, is how much women mess you over. That lil hussy made me about £600 out of pocket within three months, and then was FOUR-timing me (at last count) when I was away on service in the TA.

But enough with that morbid stuff- I’m a bit of a D ‘n’ B fan really but a quick look through my media player heralds the following results:

A
Black Sabbath
Dire Straits
(The) Eagles
Hayseed Dixie
Hoobastank
Lost Prophets
Nirvana
(The) Offspring
Queen
Razorlight
Simple Plan
Sissor Sisters
Staind
Sum 41
Van Halen
Zebrahead

Whilst not technically bands in the strictest sence of the word, Pendulum, Lisa Lashes, the Tidy Boys, Alex K and Rob Roar feature very heavily as well.

BARNOWL

… panic! at the disco…

You lose for liking my ex girlfriends favourite band

kkthanxbbye

BARNOWL

Hear Hear. Very well said.

BARNOWL

Best one to use is to look at her for a bit in a passing kind of way and ask:

“Do I know your sister?”

Then they HAVE to answer either yes or no. If they answer yes just keep going with it, eg:

“Slightly taller than you, blond long hair?” Again just go with the flow. Act surprised when they say that the girl you’re describing isnt their sister and just introduce yourself and ‘to say sorry for wasting her time’ offer her a drink on you. You order quite an expensive one and pay with a £20.

If they say no- ask if their sure and repeat the process above. If they keep saying no then just offer to buy them a drink anyway seeing as you’re at the bar and pay again with a £20. If she’s with a mate (as long as its not a bloke…) buy her one as well and make small talk as the barmaid/barman is mixing the drinks. Then ask if they fancy a dance and concentrate on the one you want. If poss have a mate be the fall guy and go distract the mate as you get jiggy…

Problem solved.

Let me know how it works out.

BARNOWL

Because the suit is bulky?

Just testing it out outside with the shadows from the sun (yes, it’s back again!!) and I get a similar shadow.

I believe its up to you to prove to US that these photo’s ARE tampered with, rather us prove to you that they’re not…

BARNOWL

Welcome mate. Have fun, nose about and dont hesitate to ask any questions. Even if they’re silly. Hell we’ve all done it here…

ANDY

I think the MiG-25 is pretty sexy. I never cared for fighters with a nose intake.

Not even the good ‘ol EE Lightning?

SHAME ON YOU!! 🙂 🙂 😀 :dev2:

*Calls after Spitfire*

YOU IDIOT YOU FORGOT THE EASTER EGGS!!!!