Let’s see how far this story gets us, the idea is to finish the sentence, you then start another sentence for someone else to finish that one and so on…….
‘The summer morning air at RAF Biggin Hill was fresh, the sky was blue, we sat around the crewroom and admin tents waiting for the bell to ring, for today was September 13th 1940, the Spitfires were fully armed and refuelled waiting for another mass assault by the Luftwaffe over London………
By: Auster Fan - 17th October 2004 at 18:25
to England where the Cri-Cri light-weight home defence fighter, powered by 2 RR Merlins is ready for its first flight. Chief test Pilot R Weaver opened up the engines to full power….
……. only to discover that the damned designer had not lisetened to a word he said about how wonderful the craft we would be. If only the designer had listened to Ruprecht and his wanderlust for Janie instead of……
By: von Perthes - 17th October 2004 at 16:47
to England where the Cri-Cri light-weight home defence fighter, powered by 2 RR Merlins is ready for its first flight. Chief test Pilot R Weaver opened up the engines to full power….
By: trumper - 17th October 2004 at 14:09
Such a little twit I should have listen to my Mother advice and gone into the ………………
Navy and maybe could have learnt how to swim underwater and grow webbed hands and gills, 😀 ,but instead i end up here,here of all places,in a room full of people dressed up and mincing around,oh i wish i could grab my Spitty and fly……………
By: crazymainer - 17th October 2004 at 13:31
Such a little twit I should have listen to my Mother advice and gone into the ………………
By: trumper - 17th October 2004 at 12:06
Bobby Ewing stepped out of the shower and witnessed the long lost dance of the inline engines,only this was the special re mixed 12 inch version with mega bass and loose bells,bells i said,i know the parachute straps were loose but it still says bells.
Say,whats been happening since i was abducted by Baron Von Stickmeup and his squad of transvestites,oh why am i …………
By: Locobuster - 17th October 2004 at 11:20
it was time for the nightly Morris Dance in honor of inline engines…
By: crazymainer - 17th October 2004 at 02:47
Mean while are Hero and his host just notice that Mr Patterson was looking for are Hero to let him know…………………
By: Colonial Bird - 17th October 2004 at 00:34
At which point St. Nick laughed and handed Ole’ Darth a lump of coal, laid a finger aside his nose and with a twitch and a wink out the airship he went…
By: Dog House Ldr. - 17th October 2004 at 00:00
But wait a minute, O’le Saint Nick ran out of time becuase he was pulled in to the Empire’s airship and Darth Vader proceeded to give him a good thrashing as to why when he was a little boy he didn’t get any toys. 😀
By: Colonial Bird - 16th October 2004 at 23:23
Saint Nicholas and eight tiny reindeer…
By: crazymainer - 16th October 2004 at 20:25
make a midnight landing since he needs to pick up some new knickers for the lads back at Headquaters, with the knowledge that he will be back in Warm England by night fall are hero find a nice bead and lays down for a little slumber when all of suddenly a roar of a 3350 is heard going over the top of the quaint farm house now he thinks to himself who the Bloody Hell could that be rushing to the door are Hero and his French Host are in time to see……………..
By: merlin70 - 16th October 2004 at 20:08
…..the resistance are making plans to get Chuffer back to Blightey. After a few calls, SOE are aware that Chuffer needs help. Just a few miles away, Captain Slack-bladder an under cover SOE agent, is preparing Lizzie for a trip.
He plans to…….
By: srpatterson - 16th October 2004 at 19:59
…coconut. Meanwhile, in that little French village…
By: crazymainer - 16th October 2004 at 19:57
But as usual all we could do is laught at his rather checky Morris Costume, mean while are poor native in the South Pacific just realized that are Hero is his long lost…………………
By: merlin70 - 16th October 2004 at 19:55
….on the ground in a big heap. The wind catches his ‘chute and begins to drag him along the ground. For the second time in as many minutes, Chuffer regrets having left his straps loose.
As if by magic a French shop keeper appears. “I em froem se resistence” he says as he as he sits on Chuffer to prevent him being blown away. “Ar yu sum Crazymainer, landing hear like zis”. “Hurry get free of yur arness and I will tak yu to my shop. Next door I also run a cafe. My naeme is Renee, you need some foed and rest. I will give yu sheltere. Michele will cum and meet you. She will elp yu get off ome”.
With this the two of them…………
By: DazDaMan - 16th October 2004 at 19:53
was Steve Patterson trying to lay down some law and order in the Forums….
By: crazymainer - 16th October 2004 at 19:52
Right then we hear a rather loud gun shot which…………..
By: srpatterson - 16th October 2004 at 19:51
Stop it! Stop it! This is nothing but a silly thread, full of silly posts.
Come on now, back to discussing the serious aspects of historic aircraft.
Move along…move along there, nothing to see here but silly posts…
By: crazymainer - 16th October 2004 at 19:23
Winter Gail blows up and blows are intreped Hero to KC where he dreams that all he has to do is click his heals two times and say their is no place like home there is no place like home with the click of his heals are Hero is………….
By: merlin70 - 16th October 2004 at 19:11
……remembered that his bells were still ringing as a result of his straps being loose when he bailed out.
Several rounds passed him by (he thought “that happens in the mess bar as well”) and he id’d ‘Patty Patterson’ giving chase to the Hun. Patty’s bells were ringing too, but that was because he was still wearing his Morris gear.
Patty manoeuvered his Spit into a good firing position and let rip. He then fired his machine guns and watched with delight as the ‘109 took a direct hit in the fuel tank.
It was moments like this that Patty savoured. Being vertically challenged, it was the only time he ever got above six feet.
Meanwhile, Chuffer, dangling under his parachute, was about to land on French soil. As he prepared for the impact, a……………..
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