Finish the sentence………..

I do say a Willowing Mark9 as she start to clean up the cloths another Loud explosion is heard from the Movie house, this turn out to be a nasty fight between are Morris Dancers and a group or Huns that have been taken prisionor earlier in the day when their Do-17 was brought down by Squadron Leader. It seems that the Germans were not to please with the Boys little victory Dance and one of them threw a chair and this lead to the fight with cause someone to knock over the Stove with the ensueing fire cause the singal flares to explode. Mean while out on the flight line we find are two lovers……………

Flowery skirt and matching bloomers??

Yes said the entertainments officer ,he had just walked through the door in time to witness the carnage.
I bagsy the AOC’s make up bag said Butch Muchmuscles, who wants his………

“That gotta hurt”

…Immediately after the A.O.C.’s outburst a huge explosion split the silence. “Take cover!” screamed the AOC, “Take co…..” A large lump of debris from the explosion, later discovered to be the remains of a porcelain water cistern, had taken his head clean off. Chuffer turned to the assembled throng and said…

I’ll gut you like a fish, MAGGOT!!!

………….get the Entertainments Officer over here to entertain us or…………

The AOC burst in on the ongoing racus and yelled Bloody Hell get the Hell out of here you pansey dancers and get those Damn Spits clean and service before I run you arse up the flagpole, as are dancers exit stage left the AOC turns to the WAAF Girls and says……….

……do the Southern Cross, a much famed dance invented by Patty. Robbo Setter and Mike J had just joined in when…..

…a rather sprightly Morris line dance with several of the girls in various stages of undress, some still dripping water from their interrupted showers and reeking of the evening’s drink, which obviously they had partaken of….it was at THIS point that AIB and Patterson began to…

Melv, AIB, Snapper and Patterson doing ……………..

The WAAF’s shower block three nissen huts down from the Officers mess, a rather loud noise considering the distance involved, Flt Lt Peabody-Smithe went to investigate and to his horror found……

As this new film got half way thro showing a loud noise was heard coming from………..

…Officer’s mess, where they were shown on a clean piece of purely white wall, where all the detail and nuances of his finely shot films were met with raucous cat calls from the gathered officer ranks, not all of whom seemed to be of the ‘butch’ variety…

Welch

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Raquel was a rather buxom young man who in his spare time did the “odd” film and changing the camera gun films and showing them was’nt his cup of tea,his films were a bit “risque” to say the least but were much appreciated in the ….

Welch

bally old hun took rather a shine to, what! I say old bean, you werre there, or was it Carruthers? Good lord! Watch out old chap, show a bally heel or two what!

Whereupon a certain pilot explained “for the benefit of those that don’t speak…..

Morris Dance and then he start a rather nice Scottish Jig that the ……………

….right smack in a large pile of horse dung off of the side of the runway, dung accumulated from using the horses to groom the runways and set aside to fertilize the grass runways to make the grass thicker to prevent ground loops like the AOC had just committed….this of course set the AOC off on a rant and he began to….

In the Lovely Bomb Crater that the Jerrys had left on their last drop in for the Patty Patterson Show, with this the AOC……