Finish the sentence………..

sense of humour and…

Ah Ace Rimmer the Hero of that great Air Battle over the London Zoo were Ace single handle down 12 Pink Floyd Pigs. Mean while chuffer is still trying to Id the on come a/c when out of no-were a Bloody Sea gull smacks right into are belove hero causing him to lose his……………….

…was Ace Rimmer!!

…. Lady Lesley Hollamby Fortesque-Smythe, alias Baron von Schtickemup! It seems there was no end to the lessons learned by Baron Von Sschtickemup at the Transvestitestandarte training school. But, who really was flying the Cloudster…..

waggle its wings. It was an ‘impressed’ Rearwin being flown by the redoubtable P/O Adam Hart-Davis….

http://www.adam-hart-davis.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/who_am_I.htm

….cunningly disguised as a weather beaten author/journalist bearing a striking resemblance to……

waggle its wings. It was an ‘impressed’ Rearwin being flown by the redoubtable P/O Adam Hart-Davis….

http://www.adam-hart-davis.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/who_am_I.htm

…slid back the hood, released his seat harness and baled out. The rush of cold air brought chuffer to his full senses as the parachute opened above him, jolting him in his harness. Owwwww, at that point he remembered that he should have tightened the straps before leaving the a/c. “I’ll remember that if it ever happens again” thought chuffer as he considered what the damage might be.

Looking down he realised he was drifting over the French coastline still at about 2000ft. From the direction of the sun he was sure he could make out the outline of an a/c. What was it? what which way was it headed. It all became horribly apparent when the a/c began to………..

A new secret Hun weapon the Patterson Fury,chuffer poor the coals to his Spit but to his amazment he discovered that the green fluidy stuff had run out do to his little run in with a Bf-109 flown by are Dread double agent Count Von Wix who was on his way back to the French coast for some Tea and Cake. Mean while chuffer realizing that at any moment his beloved Spit engine was going to give up the Ghost ponder should I stay with the old girl or should I join the Silk Worm Club. While he ponder this the Hun Patterson Furt swung in at a 6 oclock low position and start to unleash a deadly fire of tracer at this point chuffer decide to hell with this I’m out of here and with that are Hero…………

Mean while are Native friend just realizing that…………………..

…a native was eating a coconut, but that’s not important right now.

Chuffer, confused by the total lack of a plot in this godforsaken story, decided to take matters into his own hands.

“Where the hell am I?”, thought Chuffer to himself (not to mention this author), as he shook himself back to reality. Looking around the cockpit (yes, he’s back in his Spitfire where he belongs) everything seemed in order. But now a feeling of dread set in as Chuffer realized that he was very alone in the sky.

Chuffer heard the muffled sounds “TWHUMP TWHUMP TWHUMP” as cannon rounds began landing on the outer edge of his starboard wing. Instinct now took over as he threw his Spit first knife edge, then hauled back in as tight a turn as he could pull. As the blood started to drain away from his head Chuffer’s vision started to close in, as if looking through a soda straw. His world began turning black and white, until finally all color was gone. But, even as he was close to blacking out, he knew that he must turn inside this opponent. “Must hold a second longer…” he thought to himself. Flying by instinct Chuffer continued the turn, as his world turned black and all vision was gone. He knew now that unconsciousness was only moments away, and as he felt his Spit start to shudder, in one swift movement, Chuffer relaxed the back pressure on the control column, reversed his direction with a derry turn, and saw…

Floods lovely Trout while they caught the next Miss Welchs movie, mean while somewhere in the South Pacific……………

Well, Mark 9 had, her and

…so he went home to ponder whether or not radial engine pilots make better Morris Dancers and why…

Chuffer Dandridge, Wilton Shagpile and the curious lady known as Mark 9 had not made better use of the bicycle pump, castor oil and the newly caught trout from the nearby river…………

…so he went home to ponder whether or not radial engine pilots make better Morris Dancers and why…

And thus it became far too intelligent for the like of Daz “Ace of Aces” DaMan to figure out…

…to the point where it became mindless and confusing – like EasEnders! 😀

……….Which was really quite amazing as Chuffer was not supposed to know of our German imposter playing the part of Lady Lesley Hollamby Fortesque-Smythe, a lady of inestimable beauty with correspondingly few morals. Or was Chuffer in league with Lady Fortesque-Smythe, alias Baron von Schtickemup? Much like the soup, the plot thickened……..

…down his drawers, but some said it was as big as a London bus! 😮

“Now THAT would hurt!” said Chuffer…

….. BUNS!!!!! Hundreds of ’em. All agreed it was an amazing sight as the ladies of the WRVS marched across the ‘drome. There were buns of all shapes and sizes, very similar to the ladies of the WRVS. However, amongst their number lurked Hauptmann Baron Franz von Schtickemup of the elite German unit ‘Das transvestitestandarte.’ So far, no-one knew of his fiendish plans, or the explosive device hidden……

Lock Jaw brought on by their discussion of what is Better Round Engine (which we all know are better) or inline as the discussion gets hot and heated like are two lovers are a rather strange object appears just South of the Flight Line the shape and size of suggest it might be Huns but what could that be…………………….

…discussing the relative ugliness of all radial engined aircraft and suffering from a bout of …