Let’s see how far this story gets us, the idea is to finish the sentence, you then start another sentence for someone else to finish that one and so on…….
‘The summer morning air at RAF Biggin Hill was fresh, the sky was blue, we sat around the crewroom and admin tents waiting for the bell to ring, for today was September 13th 1940, the Spitfires were fully armed and refuelled waiting for another mass assault by the Luftwaffe over London………
By: kev35 - 14th October 2004 at 22:11
….all together quieter as he went about his daily business.
It was at about this time that Air Vice Marshal Notoobrite, AOC of 11 and three twelfths Group, arrived unannounced. This was rather unfortunate as the Hurricane he arrived in ground looped on the wet grass and deposited the AOC….
By: trumper - 14th October 2004 at 21:48
shot his dangling bells away leaving him…………..
By: Corsair166b - 14th October 2004 at 21:36
….lept upon the wing of a plane and began doing his patented dance and raising a ruckus such as had never been heard about the airfield before, drawing the ire of the night watch officer and several nearby flak gun emplacements, whose gun muzzles swung Patterson’s way and….
By: trumper - 14th October 2004 at 21:30
with a mop in one hand and a duster in the other off he went to clean the planes both inside and out,oh how the big bells between the legs rang with the swinging movement of his bucket.
Soon with his bells jingling he…………
By: merlin70 - 14th October 2004 at 21:07
..barfing in the cockpit afterwards. Of course it was generally the amount oif beer we had drunk and when that did occur it didn’t half p**s off the ground crew and the CO. It took hours for someone to clear it up.
Naturally the adj would give us a bit of a dressing down and we’d find some transport and pile off to the Mess to celebrate.
Good job we had a decent sense of humour as you could imagine our surprise when arriving at the mess one day we found ‘Patty’ Patterson practising his Morris dancing.
He had all the right gear on and…………
By: trumper - 14th October 2004 at 19:26
….. and if you can’t cover them up, for God’s sake do something else! We can’t have a repetition of the dreadful incident with the 48th Foot and Mouth’s kilts in the Kyber Pass where……..
We could never ask for meat and 2 veg again without ……
By: Auster Fan - 14th October 2004 at 19:15
“I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR NIPS!” shouted the CO. “Bloody well cover ’em up as best you can! We can’t have your huge, life-affirming jumblies flapping about in a cockpit!”
….. and if you can’t cover them up, for God’s sake do something else! We can’t have a repetition of the dreadful incident with the 48th Foot and Mouth’s kilts in the Kyber Pass where……..
By: DazDaMan - 14th October 2004 at 18:25
“I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR NIPS!” shouted the CO. “Bloody well cover ’em up as best you can! We can’t have your huge, life-affirming jumblies flapping about in a cockpit!”
By: Snapper - 14th October 2004 at 18:22
“bugger off sir, I’m not scrambling without my Irvin – there may well be a hun in the sun, but there’s also a nip in the air and i’m not putting up with that. We had a risk assessment earlier, and the Health and Safety boys said we have to wear the proper atire – and suspenders. I don’t mind betting…
By: Arabella-Cox - 14th October 2004 at 14:08
…………what with 24 pistons and the tappets singing in unison, up up and away we went, bandits at 6 O’Clock, hundreds of ’em just like Zulus at Rorkes Drift Sir, Pilot Officer Prune led the charge……………
By: Arabella-Cox - 14th October 2004 at 14:04
……………..Gordon Bennett, get those kites in the air the Hun is in the Sun now lets start the fun and………
By: DazDaMan - 14th October 2004 at 14:02
“Where’d that Jerry go?!”
By: Arabella-Cox - 14th October 2004 at 14:00
……………with the Snowdrops, followed in quick succession by the turn out of the 41 Squadron pansies wearing their Marigold gloves and daisy boots, when someone shouted out………..
By: DazDaMan - 14th October 2004 at 13:56
they all started doing the Can-Can
By: Arabella-Cox - 14th October 2004 at 13:54
………….who was being mauled by Phil McCafferty (!) because Shep was owned by Ann Teak when the CO asked the Station Warrant Officer to place a restraining order on all in the bar, the SWO then called the Snowdrops in and……….
By: DazDaMan - 14th October 2004 at 12:56
leapt across the bar and saved Shep…
By: Auster Fan - 14th October 2004 at 12:55
poor buggers balls as he went! 😀
At that precise moment, the Station Commander, Group Captain Roger Herr-Daly walked in with his good friends Tudor and Anita Bush and, aghast at the scene unfolding before him, he …..
By: DazDaMan - 14th October 2004 at 12:48
poor buggers balls as he went! 😀
By: Arabella-Cox - 14th October 2004 at 12:47
… as the vet arrived to sharpen Shep’s claws.
Just at that moment the door to the pub swung open to reveal a haggard looking young man in a light beige flying suit with Luftwaffe insignia. “Bitte, bitte…” he murmered, evidently in some discomfort.
“You must be bloody joking,” said Anna, failing to recognise the injured man’s nationality. “We’re not open yet! Orf you go, you blinkin pilot boys are all the bloody same…”
Catching sight of the shotgun, the young German, Leutnant Hans Neesunbumpsadayzis, lunged across the bar, smashing the…
By: trumper - 14th October 2004 at 10:33
Shep,get down shep,I said Shep get OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH…………
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