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Golden European Swallow or African Red Swallow – Your Decide

PMN and oneself were wonder if you coud compare the flight dynamics of each bird to that of a pint of chocolate mobile phones.

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 20:21

And there was I thinking the intelligence of the population is decreasing fact was a pile of nonsense :rolleyes:

I joined for the intelligent conversation…

Song springs to mind, no idea what it called but “…I still haven’t found what i’m looking for…”

You think people with no intelligence can be this random? Ha! How much you have to learn! Being random is a skill not many people possess (luckily).

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By: wozza - 19th April 2006 at 18:53

And there was I thinking the intelligence of the population is decreasing fact was a pile of nonsense :rolleyes:

I joined for the intelligent conversation…

Song springs to mind, no idea what it called but “…I still haven’t found what i’m looking for…”

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By: Grey Area - 19th April 2006 at 17:56

Ah! But one can only lose something that was in one’s possession in the first place, Sean. :diablo:

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 16:24

Which could be likened to the growing turmoil between africa and the pineapple coconut people of slough!

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By: SOC - 19th April 2006 at 15:13

Congratulations! You’ve all lost your minds! 😀

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By: Grey Area - 19th April 2006 at 13:41

You two need to get out less…….. :rolleyes:

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:41

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 12:35

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:29

My iPod managed to get great A level results. It’s now at university in Malmo, Sweden studying marine biology.

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 12:27

Washing lines – what about sandwiches. How on earth can they revise for A levels when they are dying from mould!

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:19

Hmm. It is you who are the random one Sir. Just remember, washing lines have feelings too…

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 12:17

It just occured to me that you are rather random!

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:15

There’ll be enough. The secret colony of orange field voles will see to that.

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 12:11

Do i bring the weedkiller or will there be enough?

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:10

. .. … Aardvarks … .. .

The plants are talking to me. The word in the garden is that the big privet bush in the corner is tormenting the poor young conifers. It’s OK though. The goldfish in the pond are sorting it out! Also the garden shed is having a party tonight. All are invited (except those parasitic weeds of course, and next door’s cat. They’re not welcome).

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 12:06

You know I always feel like somebodys watching me….. I coud have sworn next doors house just moved 20ft – maybe someone is using it as cover to spy on my secret design of a cubed marshmallow :S CALLING ALL EFELUMPS HELLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPP

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:04

YUK! Marmite. I hate that stuff. Personally I prefer a sprinkling of brake fluid on my benches. Much tastier.

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 12:02

MMM well i think I will just have to go put marmite on a bench after that news!

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By: PMN - 19th April 2006 at 12:00

When my 3.6L twin turbo hedgehog with go faster stripes and three spoke paws catches those genetically enhanced pigs they’ll know about it. He’s had three speeding tickets in the last 27 nanoseconds. Not good.

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By: andrewm - 19th April 2006 at 11:57

See thats why they used the transplanted spark plugs in the geneticly enhanced pigs. Very simple procedure – was on BBC other night.

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