Golden European Swallow or African Red Swallow – Your Decide

Maybe not, but the earthworms I’m rather friendly with will tell them off. The farmers will be scared, run away and cry.

Compared to the fiscal policies of Oil I am unsure that your agrument will stand up against the farmers union annual dinner!

Mmm… Foxes… Tasty! Especially those little clear minty thingies… They ROCK!

A wise man once said, count you foxs after the chickens have eaten them, not before.

what kind of mushrooms have you 2 been eating?????????

Let’s put this European Swallow vs. African Swallow debate in the modern military forum where it belongs!
I’m sure we’d want to learn which would have the upperhand in a BVR battle?

Of course we’ll have to hear how the Serbs shot down 2700 European swallows and that there are no Swallows in America…it’s just NASA doing another broadcast to fool American birders.

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, THE MARSHMALLOWS!

What do you get if you cross a caribou with Daffy Duck?

I don’t know, but it definately isn’t cannelloni.

To vote Text either GOLDEN EUROPEAN or AFRICAN RED to 63336

We will be back around 1000 to continue the debate. Please Hold the line until then. The Marshmallows will perform stand up comedy until then

Correct Answer was:

After you square the square of a circular cube you then detract the amount of times you have seen a squirrel flying a B737 whilst under the influence of squirrel enhancing drugs. You then multiply by Cabin Crew and devide by the TV Controll 134th button from the top. This gives your 167 in all cases.

Should your answer differ try the following:

Stand Up
Walk out front door
Walk to nearer McDonalds
Order me a Large Big Mac Meal
Walk to Post Office
Post said meal to 1 Belfast Road, Belfast, BT1 1BD
Walk home
go to Bed
dont wake up until you see a squirrel on your bed having intercourse with a blue cat.

My spiritual guide, the almighty, wise and powerful jellyfish told me.

Please Answer the following Question:

Why?

No.

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i prefer Gfksdndef5=£”$fndf – much more flesh. Try them roasted over a closed fire mmm

You ever tried eating a car tyre? They’re great! Personally I prefer Michelin XGV 75R14’s. They’re a little sweeter than their Continentaal counterparts.

You see im not sure that bread is edible. I mean the amount of processed metal that goes in bread is mind blowing. They dont seem to remove the hot chocolate from the metal first! No wonder you get free braces with your car tyres!

I had a lovely beef sandwich this afternoon made out of edible baps…

Last Russian Princess i met was actually a Jelly Baby with a voice synthisers made by Numark and controlled by Paul Nichols on his sound deck. Found it od as she was life sizes and had a lovely pair of edible baps.

I met a Russian princess once. She was wearing a combine harvester. I thought it was a bit odd.

See thats where daffodils went wrong 50 years ago. They let the Germans control the Iraqi war of 2003 and they then sold their stake in the war for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 to the Malta people who in return traded Russia for a vodka laced Chocolate Sponge Pudding for the stake in the war. You wernt THAT far off TBH!