Golden European Swallow or African Red Swallow – Your Decide

My pet daffodil says he likes chocolate sponge pudding. I think he’s a bit ill.

mmm now i favour using TVs to watch programmes on – unsure how you watch through blades of grass. I mean the program about the bus driving the hijacked insect was funny but hey curry is better when you remove the food part.

Monkeys? What do monkeys know about tiling a bathroom? They’re not the smartest of animals, unlike the stick insect I saw driving a bus the other night. That was impressive.

no he used real pillows and tv remotes for OnDigital (with monkey attached) which control the radio waves between the Monkey in Bristol Zoo and the 3rd lampost in Gretna Green

Yes, but did he use the radio waves to pour his lemonade?

OMG i think Mark L did that with Scott Mills………. but he used whiped cream instead of a RJ45 Cable

no Gfksdndef5=£”$fndf pronounced Gdansk.

I mean come out its blatentlt staring you in the face obvious!

I mean what about when you cross Lucozade with marsmallows – exactly same outcome – you get burger and chips with coke

Believe me, the time I crossed a garden bench with a cucumber ended up really messy…

Todays Thread is brought to you by the letters R, A, N, D, O and M. Todays number is 666 and Big Bird has left the building, or as Mr McKenna might say Flown the Building.

no Gfksdndef5=£”$fndf pronounced Gdansk.

I mean come out its blatentlt staring you in the face obvious!

I mean what about when you cross Lucozade with marsmallows – exactly same outcome – you get burger and chips with coke

Aardvarks are… Aardvarkish.

. .. … Aardvark … .. .

No No no your thinking of aadvarks or as they go by their technical name these days – Gfksdndef5=£”$fndf – you know they originated from the vikings!

Ah efelumps. Great big grey clouds of joy…

Ugh never mind bees its the efelumps and no one takes me seriously about them. They will attack its only a matter of time.

Yes, but what about the giant axe wielding bees?

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki
Well she was sellin’ pineapple, playin’ ukulele
And when I went to the girl, come on and teach me to sway
She laughed and whispered to me, yes come tonight to the bay

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we’ll all be singin’ this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

And down on the shore they gather romance
She showed me much more, not only to dance…

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees
Come and dance every night, sing with a hula melody

The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai
Around calypso sarong we’ll all be singin’ this song

Ag-a-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree
Aga-doo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to

Mk 2 Ford Escort mmm i perfer to use the Nimbus 2000 as i did in the days when I was Harry Potters best friend – before Ron came along and started writing a book and his random experience on a random thread. Ugh Hogwarts was not for me.

I perfer using the method as follows:

1 lb. ground beef
1 can peas
1 can sweet corn
1 medium onion, diced
1/3 c. sugar
8 medium potatoes
2 c. shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Boil potatoes, mash and season to taste with milk and butter.
Brown ground beef and onion with salt and pepper. When cooked, add peas, corn, sugar. Let simmer until heated through.

In 13×9 pan place meat and vegetable mixture in bottom of pan. Cover with mashed potatoes and sprinkle cheese on top.

Place in oven on BROIL until cheese is bubbly or light brown.

You forgot to add Lisa Stansfield dancing on the bonnet of a Mk 2 Ford Escort. Silly Andrew!

I perfer using the method as follows:

1 lb. ground beef
1 can peas
1 can sweet corn
1 medium onion, diced
1/3 c. sugar
8 medium potatoes
2 c. shredded sharp cheddar cheese

Boil potatoes, mash and season to taste with milk and butter.
Brown ground beef and onion with salt and pepper. When cooked, add peas, corn, sugar. Let simmer until heated through.

In 13×9 pan place meat and vegetable mixture in bottom of pan. Cover with mashed potatoes and sprinkle cheese on top.

Place in oven on BROIL until cheese is bubbly or light brown.

Would that be beef pye or apple pye? I think its much to do with the carpet weave of the carpert on the factory floor office of the carpet factory.

Nope, you’re wrong. Take a cow, divide it by Ayers Rock, and add three teaspoonfulls of pancake mix. There’s your answer!

Would that be beef pye or apple pye? I think its much to do with the carpet weave of the carpert on the factory floor office of the carpet factory.