Allies? In need of? What, pray tell, are you talking about dear chap? this is a forum, not a competition. Flood and I are resident loonies – not combatants pitched in a life or death struggle. Are we?
There was a nice chap known as Kev,
Who had never partaken of chevre,
So he put on his coat,
bought cheese from a goat,
and ate ‘neath the wings of a Bev.
There was a nice chap known as Kev,
Who had never partaken of chevre,
So he put on his coat,
bought cheese from a goat,
and ate ‘neath the wings of a Bev.