I’m sorry if I have offended Nermal for being Flood, or Flood for being Nermal, or even Anna for being a Nermal Flood. Also, sorry Phil, for it being Monday. (Are you Flood…no, no, don’t go there snapper, it’s not worth it…)

And EGNM descends…

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I’ll share the ‘ere we go’ bottle opener.

I didnt even realise it was an april fools – it was just an old old old thread.

Allies? In need of? What, pray tell, are you talking about dear chap? this is a forum, not a competition. Flood and I are resident loonies – not combatants pitched in a life or death struggle. Are we?