Perhaps because some of us aren’t aware of it Kabir. I rarely watch TV, and almost never pay attention to the news.

I can see Steve has posted – but no text comes up…..

Do you mean ****?

Have you tried the phone book?

No, No, you have it all wrong. The wee Suffolk laddy will garner much respect and be courted by all of Scotland, made honorary king, and plied with several rounds of strong beer.

You lot aren’t having a King – that’s an English thing. We’ll put that wall back up and pillage the lot of you.

The Barrowlands will be brought down to Lowestoft.

Underwear? I don’t wear any. It rotted away years ago, and I haven’t had any for Xmas for years.

Black Jack Flint

Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Like the rock flint, you’re hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you’re easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Arr. Take that ye scurvy-livered salty sea-dogs. I’m not black, i’m in disguise so’s I can slice you with me knives. Arr.

Restore the monarchy and get rid of the so-called democracy we have here. Place William on the thrown and bring back the sword.